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[eighttimeshandy]

Rejoice, students of Hogwarts, for I have found my journal!

It was trapped underneath Trollki's tank. I have no idea how it got there. But that explains why it was missing all summer! And I know you have all missed me, but please try to contain your enthusiasm. Don't all rush to greet me at once, I will be on the train, after all.

In other news, all current and prospective members of the Medical Science and Magic Society, please note that we will be holding our first meeting Thursday, September Sixth post evening meal in the dungeons. There will be cake, so make sure to save some room! I can't wait to see everyone there!

(No, Ognian, you're not allowed to show up just for the cake. That is for members only.)

Comments

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[preanimator]

I certainly cannot reset teeth because that would be a foolish endeavor. But of course I know how to set bones, I would hardly be a valuable member of the club if such a simple skill was beyond me.

We don't need you, Jaeger, go away and play with your idiot brother some more.

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[syned_a_brik]

wat kind of healer kent fix teeth

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[preanimator]

Of course I can fix teeth, I just can't SET them, you moron, because that term makes no sense in reference to dental work.

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[syned_a_brik]

words words words
replace sounded too much lik getting fake teeth und reput is not vord
dere see
i ken care about stupid details too

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[preanimator]

Implant. The word you're looking for is IMPLANT.

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[syned_a_brik]

if you says so schmott guy
sounds made up
but hokay

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[preanimator]

It's not made up. How can that sound even vaguely made up? You're just too ignorant to have ever heard it.

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[syned_a_brik]

i dunno just does
does backpfeifengesicht sound made up to you

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[preanimator]

Oh, yes, very clever, you can insult me in German. I'm so impressed you speak your native language.

[Herbert does not speak German. He has, however, been raised as a Muggle and can Google with the best of them.]

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ja
dat feeling you has rit now
annoyed und undervelmed
dat is how evryone else feel wen dey talks to you
so heppy we talk about this

[As far as Oggie knows it's just a reasonable contextual guess.]

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[preanimator]

[Gnnnh! Just ... AGH! Why can't he just ONCE. EVER. WIN.]

I hope you die in a fire.