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[cantfightthisfire]

Thank fucking god that's over. I swear if I spent another minute with those nerds I would've stabbed something. You're lucky I didn't at all.

Probably would've if my knife hadn't been confiscated, but that's beside the point. How any of you can even stand being a Ravenclaw is beyond me, it's a miserable time just being in the same room as you.

Fuck all of you.

Seriously.

Comments

[its_cor_aline]

Well, if more than one person is saying the same thing there must be a bit of truth to it.

I don't hate you. I feel sorry for you actually.

[cantstarvethisfire]

There are still butter knives.

They had a lot of cats for a House that has a bird mascot.

[cantfightthisfire]

What, that I'm a badass? I never knew anyone thought so highly of me.

Ew, why the hell do you feel sorry for me?

[cantfightthisfire]

We've been back a week, dumbass. Three days would be nearly a week and a half.

[cantfightthisfire]

I swear to god if you have a boner right now, I'm coming over and cursing your dick off.

[cantfightthisfire]

You're both so retarded that it's physically painful to handle.

[cantfightthisfire]

Because you touch yourself at night.

[cantfightthisfire]

Yeah, you do. Then you wouldn't be bothering me.

[moveslikejaeger]

oh sweetie thats so cute who says i cant do both at once?

[cantfightthisfire]

You're right, maybe I shouldn't. Or maybe I should just go study up on that spell that makes heads explode and not even bother with words anymore.

[cantfightthisfire]

Well you're right, it is true that you can saw a guy's head off with a butter knife. Lotta work though.

And oh my fucking god I know, the cats. The fucking cats. I just wanted to toss them out of a window by their tails.

[its_cor_aline]

Well, you obviously have some kind of issues if you keep lashing out at people when you haven't even bothered to get to know them.

[skullsandstuff]

Is that also why you're avoiding giving a real answer?

You're switching back and forth between being really hateful and not putting any effort into it. It's weird.

[marshall_lee]

Oh yeah, talk hostile to me.

[cantfightthisfire]

Alright, I swear to god if you don't stop with this bullshit I'm going to reenact that video of the soldier and the butterknife. It's almost like sexual harrassment and you can fucking stop.

[cantfightthisfire]

Maybe I just decided you're not worth the effort.

And what d'you want, some kind of sob story about why I'm so bitchy? Sorry, but go find your lifetime original movie somewhere else.

[cantfightthisfire]

Protip: insulting someone and then claiming they have issues isn't the way to uncover their dark, depressing past.

[cantfightthisfire]

Shut up. Now.

[its_cor_aline]

Wow, hypocrisy much there? You start by insulting people and then getting defensive when they take issue with it and now you complain when someone insults you right back?

Pot. Kettle. Black. etc.

[cantstarvethisfire]

A little hard work never stopped anyone.

I was pushing one off my bed every hour. I jinxed one that tried throwing up on my pillow.

[moveslikejaeger]

oh dont think ive seen that one that sounds interesting though too bad theres no youtube here youll have to remind me when school gets out

[moveslikejaeger]

a little pain never hurt anyone sweetheart

[cantfightthisfire]

Bitch, do I look like I care if you insult me? You're the one who said shit about me having issues. All I was saying is if you think I have them, finding out what they are isn't gonna happen with the way you're going about this.

[doctorkishitani]

Jaeger isn't stupid.

[cantfightthisfire]

Why wait for summer when I can just come show you first hand?