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[cantfightthisfire]

Thank fucking god that's over. I swear if I spent another minute with those nerds I would've stabbed something. You're lucky I didn't at all.

Probably would've if my knife hadn't been confiscated, but that's beside the point. How any of you can even stand being a Ravenclaw is beyond me, it's a miserable time just being in the same room as you.

Fuck all of you.

Seriously.

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[skullsandstuff]

I'm sure none of them enjoyed your company either. You're not very pleasant.

[cantfightthisfire]

And your point is?

[skullsandstuff]

They suffered just as much as you, if not more.

At least, that was my point. If you can't get any joy out of your enemies' suffering, then you probably had a worse time than them after all.

[cantfightthisfire]

Oh boohoo, I don't care how much they suffered. It's not like I get off on seeing people miserable.

[skullsandstuff]

Then why are you so unpleasant?

[cantfightthisfire]

Because you touch yourself at night.

[skullsandstuff]

Is that also why you're avoiding giving a real answer?

You're switching back and forth between being really hateful and not putting any effort into it. It's weird.

[cantfightthisfire]

Maybe I just decided you're not worth the effort.

And what d'you want, some kind of sob story about why I'm so bitchy? Sorry, but go find your lifetime original movie somewhere else.

[skullsandstuff]

I was mainly curious about why you weren't better at it. You seem to be pretty busy with everybody else responding though, so I guess I get why you're worn out by the time you get back to me.

Nobody seems surprised. I guess you do this a lot?

[cantfightthisfire]

I'm not worn out. Oh my god, what the hell do you want from me? Am I not being bitchy enough for you? Because you're fucking pissing me off.

Maybe I do. That's the logical conclusion that can be drawn if nobody seems surprised.

[skullsandstuff]

So both being pleasant and being unpleasant upset you? If attention bothers you so much, perhaps you shouldn't start conversations? People tend to pay attention to the people they're talking to.

If you do this a lot, then why are you still surprised when people say things that upset you more? It's odd that you can draw logical conclusions, and then refuse to do anything about them...

[cantfightthisfire]

No, you're just pointing out every time I say something bitchy or not bitchy and it's making me wonder what the hell you actually want. Why don't you be a normal person and stop pointing out whenever my tone sounds different?

I'm not surprised, and I'm not upset.

[skullsandstuff]

The cycle of bitchy and not bitchy is confusingly unpredictable. I'm curious about what you're trying to do. The normal person response to both being confused and curious is to ask what's going on. If you want I can be abnormal and just ignore your mood swings, though.

Hm. Really not buying that you're not upset with anybody, but ok.

[cantfightthisfire]

Y'know I really don't even see how I've cycled from bitchy to not bitchy. I've been feeling pretty bitchy the entire time.

Why the fuck are we even having this discussion, it's stupid!

[skullsandstuff]

I don't know how you feel, just how you're acting. If I could read your mind, I wouldn't have to ask so many questions in the first place.

But you're right about that, this is pretty stupid. We're just cycling through the same questions. You won't answer any of them seriously. Do you want to talk at all, or are you trying to tell me to leave you alone?

[cantfightthisfire]

I'm answering everything seriously, dumbass. But I'm starting to think I don't even want to bother, so yeah. Leave me alone.

[skullsandstuff]

Wow, really? Pfft, you must think I'm really stupid if you think I'm going to buy that. Unless you somehow forgot one of your answers was 'because you touch yourself at night'.

But anyway. Talk to you later then.

[cantfightthisfire]

It's called sarcasm.