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[cantfightthisfire]

Thank fucking god that's over. I swear if I spent another minute with those nerds I would've stabbed something. You're lucky I didn't at all.

Probably would've if my knife hadn't been confiscated, but that's beside the point. How any of you can even stand being a Ravenclaw is beyond me, it's a miserable time just being in the same room as you.

Fuck all of you.

Seriously.

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[cantstarvethisfire]

There are still butter knives.

They had a lot of cats for a House that has a bird mascot.

[cantfightthisfire]

Well you're right, it is true that you can saw a guy's head off with a butter knife. Lotta work though.

And oh my fucking god I know, the cats. The fucking cats. I just wanted to toss them out of a window by their tails.

[cantstarvethisfire]

A little hard work never stopped anyone.

I was pushing one off my bed every hour. I jinxed one that tried throwing up on my pillow.

[cantfightthisfire]

In this case, I think you're right.

I hope it died.

[cantstarvethisfire]

I tried stabbing a peer counselor with a butter knife.

No, I'm not going to clean a dead cat off my own bed.

[cantfightthisfire]

Really? And how did that go for you?

That's what magic's for. Just... vanish it afterwards. Dead cat and no clean up.

[cantstarvethisfire]

I just got in trouble for stabbing the table.

Still touched my bed.

[cantfightthisfire]

So you missed?

I guess that's where we're different. I'd just clean my sheets and get over it, because either way a cat died and I'd be happy.

[cantstarvethisfire]

My sister didn't need to see it, and she'd feel bad for the guy.

They need to change the pets rules around here.

[cantfightthisfire]

If he really deserved to be stabbed, you shouldn't have let that stop you.

More like they just need to ban all of them. Everybody around here already acts like animals anyway.