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[cantfightthisfire]

Thank fucking god that's over. I swear if I spent another minute with those nerds I would've stabbed something. You're lucky I didn't at all.

Probably would've if my knife hadn't been confiscated, but that's beside the point. How any of you can even stand being a Ravenclaw is beyond me, it's a miserable time just being in the same room as you.

Fuck all of you.

Seriously.

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[cantfightthisfire]

I think they're teaching wordless magic this year. It'd be good practice.

[nunganunga_k_o]

It might be sort of short-lived since they'd cart you off immediately after, but it MIGHT be worth it. They aren't all bad, but there are a truly depressing amount of swots in this school.

[cantfightthisfire]

It'd be nonverbal, how would they find out it was really me? Remind me to burn this after we're done talking.

And yeah, I guess not everybody is as big a jackass as they could be.

But most of them are.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Most of them haven't done anything exciting ever, they've never let their nostrils fill with the scent of funosity. They have been too busy being in bookosity. Which is quite boring, really.

[cantfightthisfire]

The way you put osity at the end of a words doesn't make them cute or funny.

It's dumbosity.

[Okay. That was bad and she's cringing, but whatever.]

shoot me for that

[nunganunga_k_o]

You may not believe me, but you became ever so slightly more cute for a moment.