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[cantfightthisfire]

Thank fucking god that's over. I swear if I spent another minute with those nerds I would've stabbed something. You're lucky I didn't at all.

Probably would've if my knife hadn't been confiscated, but that's beside the point. How any of you can even stand being a Ravenclaw is beyond me, it's a miserable time just being in the same room as you.

Fuck all of you.

Seriously.

Comments

[wwhatevver]

are you sure

[cantfightthisfire]

Yeah, why don't you come over for a hug?

[wwhatevver]

really

[cantfightthisfire]

[Your daddy pissed her off, of course she wants to hug you.]

Yeah! We're in the same house, right? Meet me in the common room.

[wwhatevver]

[He's cute everyone should give him a hug.]

okay just to set the record straight
its a hug right
not
youre gonna beat my face in or anythin right

[cantfightthisfire]

Wow, somebody is paranoid. Just come on before the huggy mood disappears. It's not every day that this happens, you should be fucking ecstatic right now.

1/2

[wwhatevver]

[Stares at. Journal. For a moment.]

[wwhatevver]

[.........STILL DONT. TRUST YOU BUT.

TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE POSSIBLY.

WHINE.] alright alright
be dowwn in a moment or so

also im not bein paranoid

[cantfightthisfire]

[Good. Be afraid.]

I'm already there and waiting.

[wwhatevver]

[Nope, not replying, just.

Moving his butt to the commons and walking right up to her. And maybe a small wave to just add to the whole thing.]

H...hey.

[cantfightthisfire]

[For a minute, she wasn't sure he'd show up.]

Hey.

[And then she's just going to give an uncharacteristic smile and hold out her arms invitingly.]

[wwhatevver]

[Oh.

That's scary for some weird reason. Oh WELL, he's going to slowly walk towards her and... maybe just. Arms around her.

And in the back of his mind he secretly began to pray for the first time in his life.]

[cantfightthisfire]

[Your god can't save you

It's a normal hug! Her arms go around his and even give him a pat on the back. It's nice, it's even pretty damn friendly!




And then all at once her hands move down to grab his underwear, yanking them up hard enough to pull him off the ground slightly for a brief second.]

[wwhatevver]

[Oh this is nice!! This is very nice. This is so nice and stuff, this was exactly the opposite of what Eridan expected. He doesn't regret doing this at all, nope!



Wait OH MY GOD INCOHERENT SHRIEKING THAT VAGUELY SOUNDS LIKE A WOMAN?? ALSO SOME WORDS.]

WHAT IN THE FUCK DID I EWEN DO TO YOU!??!

[cantfightthisfire]

You trusted me.

[And your dad is a prick.

Also she's a bitch and your screams are like candy to her ears.

She pulls away, smirking.]

Did you really not see this coming?

[wwhatevver]

Oh, y-yeah, how dare I trust someone from my own house, right?

[Sharp breath, and he's stumbling back very... very delicately. He's in such pain right now and he's slowly trying to edge his way back into the dorms... but he's also gotta get the last word in before he goes. ]

I did. I did... but wow, I guess I should fuckin' trust my gut instinct instead of thinkin' otherwise.

[cantfightthisfire]

Yeah, you should always trust your gut instinct, dumbass.

[She's just gonna give him the middle finger as he leaves.]

[wwhatevver]

[Ooh just. Staring.

He has one last thing to say before he rolls all the way out. Also pointing at her.]

Don't you dare fuckin' think you're gonna get away with this.

[cantfightthisfire]

I'm so scared!

[It's a shout, but then she turns and heads towards the girl's dorm again.]