TWELVE ♋

[selfhatred]

[filtered from Equius]

IF ZAHHAK ASKS IF YOU'VE SEEN ME, YOU HAVEN'T.
SERIOUSLY, MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE.
I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TOLD HIM TO READ 50 SHADES OF GRAY.
AND THEN LENT HIM MY COPY.
WITHOUT TELLING HIM THE REAL PREMISE.
BUT SERIOUSLY.
YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

i have no idea what your talking about

[selfhatred]

[sure you don't]

NEVER MIND, I'M NOT GOING TO ARGUE ABOUT IT.

IT'S KIND OF PORNY.

[moveslikejaeger]

oh! that actually sounds kind of interesting then i might have to find someone to read it to me than

[selfhatred]

OF COURSE YOU WOULD.
WELL I WOULDN'T COUNT ON EQUIUS. HE'S PROBABLY TORN MY COPY TO SHREDS.

[mo_cara]

oH, mAn, DoN't EvEn Be WoRrYiNg, He PrObAbLy LiKeS tHaT sHiT.

[selfhatred]

NOPE. I'M PRETTY SURE I'M DEAD MEAT WHEN HE FINDS OUT.

[mo_cara]

i'Ll JuSt GiVe HiM sOmE oF mInE, tHeN, iF tHaT kInD aIn'T hIs ThInG.

[selfhatred]

THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE THINGS BETTER, GAM.

[mo_cara]

sUrE iT wIlL.
tHaT bRo JuSt NeEdS a LiTtLe TiMe To GeT hIs ReLaX oN, yOu KnOw?
;o)

[selfhatred]

IF I WANTED HIM TO RELAX I WOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO HIM AND TOLD HIM UPFRONT ABOUT IT.
IT WAS A PRANK.

[mo_cara]

Oh.
He AiN't UsUaLlY tOo CoOl WiTh ThOsE.

[selfhatred]

NO SHIT.
THAT EXPLAINS WHY I'M HIDING.

[mo_cara]

WhErE yOu At, BrO?

[selfhatred]

[nope. There goes the ink as he scrambles to get his things together and move location. He won't get far thought.]