TWELVE ♋

[selfhatred]

[filtered from Equius]

IF ZAHHAK ASKS IF YOU'VE SEEN ME, YOU HAVEN'T.
SERIOUSLY, MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE.
I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TOLD HIM TO READ 50 SHADES OF GRAY.
AND THEN LENT HIM MY COPY.
WITHOUT TELLING HIM THE REAL PREMISE.
BUT SERIOUSLY.
YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

Comments

[nunganunga_k_o]

[brb dying, well done, Karkles]

BRILLIANT. Really! I never expected anyone here to have read that, him least of all.

[selfhatred]

I THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.
ANYTHING TO GET HIM OUT OF MY COMPARTMENT.

[nunganunga_k_o]

I hope he didn't enjoy the naughty bits too much, I bet he is scary bananas when he is in the mood for luuurve.

You may be deader than a dead thing, but you have done a service to us all. Cheers.

[selfhatred]

IF THERE'S ANY WET PATCHES IN SLYTHERIN HOUSE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE PLAYING WITH YOU GENTLEMEN AND LADIES.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Have you read it?

[selfhatred]

YEAH.
AND YEAH, IT'S JUST AS BAD AS PEOPLE SAY IT IS.