TWELVE ♋

[selfhatred]

[filtered from Equius]

IF ZAHHAK ASKS IF YOU'VE SEEN ME, YOU HAVEN'T.
SERIOUSLY, MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE.
I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TOLD HIM TO READ 50 SHADES OF GRAY.
AND THEN LENT HIM MY COPY.
WITHOUT TELLING HIM THE REAL PREMISE.
BUT SERIOUSLY.
YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

Comments

[selfhatred]

BECAUSE IT'S NOT AS BAD AS EVERYONE SAYS IT IS, OKAY?

FUCK NO. THAT DRIVEL SHOULD'VE STAYED A FANFICTION.
I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE GET SHIT LIKE THAT PUBLISHED.

[wwhatevver]

i couldnt get through the first book


thank god i skimmed the premise alone and i just
holy shit i agree i dont evven KNOWW howw in the hell that happens
or howw people ENJOY it

[selfhatred]

I DRAW THE LINE AT ECLIPSE AND BREAKING DAWN.
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN UP WITH THAT BABY SPAWN.
I STILL WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE WHEN IT COMES OUT.

THERE'S A LOT OF BORED MOTHERS IN THE WORLD, ERIDAN.
A LOT OF BORED MOTHERS.

[wwhatevver]

id excuse the spawwn if there wwasnt the little stint wwith the wwerewwolf endin up fallin for the baby wwhile it wwas still in bella
seriously i dont understand WWHY there is so much fucked up fiction out there
thats wwhy im more of a historical man myself

gross

[selfhatred]

SERIOUSLY.
JACOB'S BEING A WEREWOLF DOESN'T EXCUSE THAT.
HELL I DOUBT REAL WEREWOLVES HAVE ANYTHING LIKE IMPRINTING.
SEE, THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH MUGGLES NOT KNOWING ABOUT THE WIZARDING WORLD.
FUCKING INACCURACY.

I CAN APPRECIATE HISTORICAL ROMANCE.

[wwhatevver]

its inaccurate as hell and it givves bad meanin to a lot of creatures out and about in this wworld
because honestly some of the things they wwrite are just completely and utterly wwrong in evvery sense
it makes me wwonder wwhy i evver muddle in the affairs of muggle "literature"
albeit there ARE small instances in wwhich ivve actually enjoyed it
but mostly its hit and miss

so can i
if its done correctly

[selfhatred]

IT'S HIT AND MISS WITH A LOT OF LITERATURE, ERIDAN.
AND ONCE YOU HAVE THAT GEM IN YOUR HANDS, HOLY FUCK IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I KIND OF LIKE PERIOD ROMANCE.
I GUESS IT FEELS MORE LIKE ROMANCE AND NOT, Y'KNOW, LIKE SOMETHING SOMEONE COUGHED OUT OF THEIR THROAT AT BREAKFAST.