TWELVE ♋

[selfhatred]

[filtered from Equius]

IF ZAHHAK ASKS IF YOU'VE SEEN ME, YOU HAVEN'T.
SERIOUSLY, MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE.
I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TOLD HIM TO READ 50 SHADES OF GRAY.
AND THEN LENT HIM MY COPY.
WITHOUT TELLING HIM THE REAL PREMISE.
BUT SERIOUSLY.
YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

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[selfhatred]

IF I CAN STILL WALK BY THEN.

[accioleggings]

IF HE BREAKS ANY BONES, I'LL DEDUCT HOUSE POINTS AND GIVE HIM DETENTION.
DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

[selfhatred]

A LITTLE.
THANKS, DAD.

[and then ink spill because he was hurrying to pack his things up in order to get away. or at least out of his seat and in sight of some form of authority.]

[accioleggings]

BE CAREFUL.