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[rule_britannia]

To anyone who might have heard about my brother Phineas' unfortunate accident and subsequent stay in hospital, mother has informed me that he's perfectly fine now. I'm sure all of those whose lives he has touched with his generosity and gentleness of spirit will be very relieved.

[The sarcasm, it's dripping off the page]

This year is turning out to be rather interesting already, I must say. Magical Languages looks as if it's going to be... enlightening.




Also, I found a copy of Spellman's Syllabary stuck between two chairs in the common room. There's no name in it. I believe I may keep it if no one claims it, so if it's yours, do speak up.

Comments

[rule_britannia]

I can but try.

[He hasn't, not really, but Herbert doesn't need to know that]

[preanimator]

It's refreshing to see some sensible people in our year. [Herbert's the only one who doesn't have something in the pipeline, isn't he?]

[rule_britannia]

It would be rather chaotic if we were all being swept away in a sea of raging hormones.

[preanimator]

Tell that to everyone else who seems bound and determined to make fools out of themselves by getting half naked and touching each other in public.

[rule_britannia]

[He's suddenly rather glad he's alone because the snort he lets out at that is nothing close to dignified]

I can certainly share your disbelief in that respect.

[preanimator]

It's disgusting and completely inappropriate in an academic setting. I understand hormonal processes interfere with cognitive ones, but honestly. I don't need to see that, god.

[rule_britannia]

If I didn't know you better, the phrase 'the lady doth protest too much, methinks' would come to mind.

[preanimator]

PLEASE don't imply I have anything in common with a woman. I swear they revel in all these shenanigans.