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WHO DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TURN HULK GREEN? More importantly, what did you use to make him green because it's not washing off or coming off with any spells!

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The five back plus me not giving you a black eye should be plenty of incentive.

[There's no reply for a long moment.]

You so owe me five points later on.

Where have you put him?

I'm still here in the paddock hanging onto him and trying to keep him away from the others.

[Tony just walks off on his journal and grabs his wand and starts heading to where the goat pens are. When he gets there he crosses his arms and gives a frown.]

You have no sense of fun.

[Has quite obviously been wrestling with the surprisingly strong little goat, hair and clothes thoroughly dishevelled and unimpressed look on his face.]

He was attacking the other kids more violently than before - how would you like to have come in tomorrow to feed Dummy only to find she'd had her leg broken or something by him huh?

[Hulk just bleats loudly at Tony, flailing to get out of Bruce's grasp to go head butt the guy responsible for his green state.]

[Tony rolls his eyes and comes closer]

Yeah, I'd eat your goat if that happened.

[Tony pulls out his wand. And looks around for his stupid goat, then looks back at Hulk.]

Right, well. Tie him up and lets get this over with.

No you wouldn't have, big baby.

[Huffs and ties Hulk to a nearby post, narrowly missing getting head butted in the groin.]

You know. I almost like the goat right now.

[Yes, he's being a brat. Sort of.]

You know, I think he looks pretty good green.

[Stares at him flatly.]

You know, I'm beginning to think you don't want those 5 points back.

[He points at Bruce as he readies his wand at Hulk, not looking at his friend.]

Jell-O shots! You need to relax.

[He mumbles the spell that cancels the greening of Hulk.]

We're in school not to mention it's illegal in the States to drink at this age. Anyway, 5 points to Ravenclaw for you being such a good boy and repairing damages.

[Rolls eyes and moves forward, untying Hulk once he's back to being his brown and white self. Hulk promptly bleats like a little demon and attempts to headbutt Tony's legs.]

This isn't the states. And besides, I didn't say now. I just said you need them. And thank you Mr. Prefect.

[He smirks at him.]

Woah, hey!

[Tony stumbles backwards to get away from Hulk, but still gets a head to the shins. Tony's goat comes to him with a bleat, pushing herself through his legs effectively knocking him back against the ground. He gets up on his elbows to the goat licking his face.]

Dumb. Goat.

[SNORTS and just... tries to hold in the laughter but it doesn't work.]

I-Is this your new lady friend? [~~Giggling~~ chuckling hysterically.]

[He tries to push her away, but all she does is dodge his hand and tries to crawl into his lap, but ends up falling into it as she's clumsy. Tony's huffs at her.]

First chance I get, you're going to a feta cheese farm.

[He gives Bruce a bland look.]

I never picked her. This, is all a result of poor planing.

[Smiles at how affectionate the goat is.]

Well, she's certainly happy with you.

[He tries to push her away.]
Uh, come on. Really? I'm sitting in mud here, just because you li

[Gives Bruce a look]

She'd be happy with a shiny object if you ask me.

Like you then. [GRINS.]

Cute. No really. I'm nothing like that.

Oh please - wave a new shiny gadget in your face and you're all over it.

Because I want to know how it works. Not because I want to lick it and be it's friend.

[Looks at the goat and pushes at it's head]

You are just a tragedy.

[It bleats at him and licks his hand.
Then with a great sigh Tony scoops her up in his arms and tries to stand up, Dummy's tail whips about excitedly]

I'd be worried if you wanted machinery as your best friend.

[Bites his lip to stifle his laughter because holy crap Tony you don't know how adorable you two look right now.]

At least machinery can't jump on you.

[Dummy walks on nothingness as she's held for a moment, then looks around then bleats at Bruce excitedly.]

It should go to a petting zoo.

[Tony then looks around to see if there's a pen he can put her that's away from Hulk.]

And I'll charge them extra for dry cleaning.

[Comes over and pets Dummy, snorting at Tony.]

Sure you will.

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