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[greenmoonrising]

WHO DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TURN HULK GREEN? More importantly, what did you use to make him green because it's not washing off or coming off with any spells!

Comments

[rule_britannia]

Oh, bloody hell.

[There might not be much of a response for a bit after this. Arthur's cracking up too much]

[greenmoonrising]

Arthur I swear to God if this was you I'm turning your eyebrows purple!

[rule_britannia]

It certainly was not me but that doesn't mean I'm not going to derive entertainment out of it.

I have better things to be doing with my time than turning your goat green.

[greenmoonrising]

I know you, you can't keep your hands off my goat.

Oh great he's attacking the smaller kids

[vanishes for a while to wrestle with Hulk.]

[rule_britannia]

That was a very poorly constructed innuendo and you should be ashamed of yourself.

[greenmoonrising]

[After some time:]

You make me bleat baby.

[rule_britannia]

Oh my god.

[greenmoonrising]

Did I break you again?

[rule_britannia]

You'll have to try harder than that.

[greenmoonrising]

Harder eh? I think I can manage that.

[rule_britannia]

You know where to find me sweetheart.

[greenmoonrising]

You should come join me outside - the kids are bleating so much no one would notice if you started screaming. ;)

[rule_britannia]

Are you attempting to insinuate something about my vocalisations there, Bruce?

[greenmoonrising]

I'm more insinuating what I could do to get some bleating vocalisations out of you.

... Though I might have trouble keeping it up if you DO bleat like a goat. Not into bestiality, you know.

[rule_britannia]

...

Always something one needs to know about a friend.

[greenmoonrising]

At least you won't catch me with my pants down in the goat pen! :)

[rule_britannia]

There's a mental image I didn't need. Bloody hell.

[greenmoonrising]

You don't fancy me with my pants down in the open?

[rule_britannia]

... Bruce. Really.

[greenmoonrising]

Arthur, really, not nice to keep a man waiting.

[rule_britannia]

You're actually expecting my company?

[greenmoonrising]

I was actually waiting for an affirmative or negative response to my question, but I wouldn't object to company. Hulk's still headbutting anything within two feet of him.

[rule_britannia]

I suggest you stay out of his range, in that case.

I'll be there shortly.

[greenmoonrising]

He's stopped headbutting me after I conked him one - I think he's decided I'm too big to fight off in that way.

[rule_britannia]

Maybe he's not utterly a lost cause, then.

[Arthur's writing reaches a whole new level of awful as he writes while he's walking..]