002 Buckethead

[speterman]

Guys, I think ittle Nova hates me. Maybe he and Hulk are brothers or something because I'm pretty sure he's making every attempt he can on my life, and my shins!

This is what I get for letting my goat play with all the other goats.

Comments

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Are you going to keep it as a pet?

[speterman]

No, I don't think Pillow would enjoy that, she wants enough attention as it is...

But I do plan on raising him well, and spoiling Hulk..

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I have an old training bra you could use since you boys are all turning in to girls over this project.

[speterman]

I'm already in a b-cup, thanks anyway!

But I'd fancy you teaching me how to get my eyelashes to do that thing you girls do or sommat.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Well mine is padded so people will notice more, Victoria knew what she was doing.

It's all in the wrist, I'll show all of you at the same time.

[speterman]

...You are not telling me about your bra.

I feel oddly violated Natasha.

Stop it.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

You'll have to deal with them one day Peter. It's not like I'm giving you lessons on how to take one off.

[speterman]

I don't want to hear about your bra!

Or taking bras off when the previous topic was YOUR bra!

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH YOU OR YOUR BRA OR YOU KNOW TAKING YOUR BRA OFF.

Oh my god.

This is a dark place that I don't want to be in!

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Go play with your goat Peter. I'll make sure that Tony gives you life lessons from now on.

[speterman]

Ok, thank you! But really! I didn't mean any insult!

And wait, why is Tony giving me life lessons? What do you mean by that?

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I'm not insulted, don't worry Parker.

He's older than both of us, and he likes telling people all the things he thinks he knows.

[speterman]

Okay good, because you are proper pretty and all, I just really am not into talking about your bra!

Well, yeah, but.. Okay. Fair enough..

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Thanks, Peter, you're nice to say that.