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002 Buckethead

Guys, I think ittle Nova hates me. Maybe he and Hulk are brothers or something because I'm pretty sure he's making every attempt he can on my life, and my shins!

This is what I get for letting my goat play with all the other goats.

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Head butt him.

My skull is not made for that!

Not hard ~~you're not Thor~~

Light enough so you won't crack your skull, firm enough that he'll feel it - it's kind of like asserting dominance. Hulk quieted a bit (towards me at least) after I head butted him a few times.

~~What are you even on about~~

You want me to headbutt a goat!?!?!?!?!?

Okay, now I know you're taking the piss.

He's a kid not an adult, it doesn't even hurt!

I'll give you a chocolate frog if you come headbutt my goat and tell him to stop being a little prick!

I don't like chocolate, sorry. You could try bribing someone hard headed?

Oh come on, I don't want to headbutt a goat, and you're good at it, do me a solid then?

I'd do anything for love but not that - and considering that I don't love you (sorry) I'm not headbutting your goat.

I never said love, here, don't break out the l word at me, I asked do me a solid, which is totally a platonic bro thing, we're bros, come on.

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I am so glad I do not have to deal with this assignment. It's so much funnier watching everyone else.

Ha ha, it's so funny.

It's just a goat. I can't believe you're all naming them too.

Don't hate on little Nova because you're jealous of my awesome name for him.

Are you going to keep it as a pet?

No, I don't think Pillow would enjoy that, she wants enough attention as it is...

But I do plan on raising him well, and spoiling Hulk..

I have an old training bra you could use since you boys are all turning in to girls over this project.

I'm already in a b-cup, thanks anyway!

But I'd fancy you teaching me how to get my eyelashes to do that thing you girls do or sommat.

Well mine is padded so people will notice more, Victoria knew what she was doing.

It's all in the wrist, I'll show all of you at the same time.

...You are not telling me about your bra.

I feel oddly violated Natasha.

Stop it.

You'll have to deal with them one day Peter. It's not like I'm giving you lessons on how to take one off.

I don't want to hear about your bra!

Or taking bras off when the previous topic was YOUR bra!

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH YOU OR YOUR BRA OR YOU KNOW TAKING YOUR BRA OFF.

Oh my god.

This is a dark place that I don't want to be in!

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Really? It's making attempts on your life? I'm so glad I have potions with Rhydderch!

Good luck with your goat, Parker!

I'm going to teach it to headbutt you.

You'll have to get it to stop headbutting you first.
Let me know how that goes.

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