sortinghat_rp | Six ♒

As a starter, I'd like to congratulate the students who are now able to float in water. You're well on the way to actually swimming. A few of you went well beyond my expectations. However, I have decided that I will not be holding another swimming lesson again in this lifetime.

Secondly, I'm finding it incredibly presumptuous that a few of you are assuming the Hogsmeade trips will be going ahead. The behaviour displayed within the first weeks back was abysmal and anyone surprised over the points has not been paying very good attention to their surroundings.

As such, I have compiled a short list of reminders that I strongly suggest you consider.

1. Goats are a noisy privilege. Use them wisely and stop flaunting them around as if they're some sort of joke. They're for class, not for fun.

2. Do not ever think it is acceptable to touch either a student or professor in a manner that is anything more than platonic when you do not have their permission. I honestly don't care if you want to slide your hands down each others pants in your own time, don't do it to your superiors or people you're not close with. It's a very simple concept. If I hear about students being groped or harassed I will intervene.

3. I don't know everyone present at the party, but that was a mess I do not even feel the need to get into. The level of disrespect shown that day was near horrifying and I really wonder whether the punishment was as severe as it should have been. Regardless, none of you are at a level in which you'll find yourself able to get away with those kind of shenanigans without being caught by those more skilled than you. Keep that in mind.

That should cover it for now, if you have any questions in regards to any of those reminders, feel free to ask it here. On top of that, if you have a concern with another student or even another professor, direct them to me and I will see what I can do.

Remember that your behaviour reflects not only yourself but your house and that favourable manners will be rewarded in time.

Slytherin and Ravenclaw, review the chapters I have set for you and when you have time I would like for you to consider what you fear most. You'll find out why eventually.

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Oh lovely, more sarcasm.

You're ruining your own life,actually, and you're giving me a bad reputation. What kind of professor do I look like when my own son is attending a party he shouldn't be at?

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oh no your reputations on the line
because honestly i bet you get all of the the glances and people talk about you behind your back bein the one with the most disgraceful son alive who cant make the most sound decisions and picks fights with everyone he sees
~~i bet you wish that i wasnt your son someti~~ ~~if you favor my sisters at this point more i wouldnt blame you none at all~~

Don't try to make me pity you, Eridan. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

im not fishin for pity
im tellin the truth

The truth is you were somewhere you shouldn't be doing things you shouldn't do, Eridan. I can't imagine what more you could be trying to say.

okay yeah
yeah i should havve
and maybe i should havve just left and ratted out the party
but i didnt and i got completely wwasted and made an INCREDIBLE amount of bad choices that are finally catchin up to me
its not like i wwasnt awware after the party of howw stupid my actions wwere ~~ive been dwellin on them since the party~~ ~~i just dont know how to own up to any~~ ~~fuck~~

but hey this is apparently howw my school year is goin to be
full of disappointment and bad choices!

and it doesnt matter wwhatevver else i was tryin to say

Stating the obvious isn't doing you any favours.
What else would it be about Eridan? What else could I possibly have to say to you?

What were you trying to say?

then wwhat wwill
wwhat do YOU wwant from me

its not important i dont wwant to talk about it

A sincere apology, perhaps.

If you say so.

oh

[There's a pause, and he slowly writes out his apology, trying to be careful with teh wording to not sound sarcastic or anything of that sort.]

then i guess i apologize for attendin that party and makin a lot of bad decisions that i could havve easily avvoided if i wwasnt bein the one wwho decided to stay and wwatch the party unfold

and im nevver touchin alcohol again

its just a stupid thought that doesnt need to be entertained so yes i do say so

Thank you, Eridan.

Were you punished severely? Tell me, it may come of some comfort to me.

nope [lmao.]

I suppose I will have to do it myself, then.

wwhaaaaaat
you cant be serious

It seems a little unfair, particularly since your little friend from Ravenclaw is suffering from his poor choices too.

You'll be helpin' me do paperwork tonight.

alright i guess i can livve wwith that i suppose
i mean i dont havve a choice in the matter but its somethin i can deal wwith

the only thing i havve to complain about that is that hes not my friend he wwill nevver be my friend evver

I could do much worse. Push me again and you'll be cleaning toilets with a tooth brush,

You liked him enough to kiss him.

i knoww i knoww im not complainin

someone bumped into him i did not kiss him on my owwn accord

It was a threat.

Are you sure or did he just say that?

did you really threaten me

wwe wwere arguin before that happened i remember that much i really doubt that wwould justify him wwantin to kiss me

Did you really betray my trust? Yes, yes you did.

I don't trust him.

hm

neither do i but you cant deny that its plausible considerin the number of students wwho wwere attendin

Who else was there?

a number of people

are you really wwantin me to rat out my felloww students

Do you not think you owe me that much?

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