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[3potionproblem]

Goats are not entirely immune to the Elixir to Induce Euphoria.

I think perhaps it likes me better now.

Hoping for equally positive results from the Shrinking Solution.

Best if one does not help oneself to the yellow contents of the couldron in the Ravenclaw common room. Might be dangerous.

Comments

[3potionproblem]

Not my area, Stark.

[arrogantalloy]

Which would be why you're enlisting a goat.

[3potionproblem]

Oh, yes, very clever.

[arrogantalloy]

Oh I'm sure I could have come up with something with more pithy and exciting. But then it would give you something to bounce off of. And well, I don't want to give you that kind of pleasure.

[3potionproblem]

Oh, no, of course not. Wouldn't be in keeping with your style. Juvenile as it is.

[arrogantalloy]

You, of all people are calling me juvenile. I think I'm actually insulted.

[There's a pause]

Wait. No, it was just Happy flapping his wings.

[3potionproblem]

Happy is a stupid name.

[arrogantalloy]

Say that to his beak next time, see how much he agrees with you.

And you can't comment on pet names.

[3potionproblem]

And why is that?

[arrogantalloy]

Because in order to name things you have to be able to have an emotional connection. And you don't have those.

[3potionproblem]

I'm assuming by name you mean above the means of "goat".