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Goats are not entirely immune to the Elixir to Induce Euphoria.

I think perhaps it likes me better now.

Hoping for equally positive results from the Shrinking Solution.

Best if one does not help oneself to the yellow contents of the couldron in the Ravenclaw common room. Might be dangerous.

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Can't get a real girl, so you get a nanny goat to fall for you?

Smooth.

Not my area, Stark.

Do you not have anything better to do?

A bit awkward id say.

You're a bit mad, you know that?

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Were we not meant to touch the cauldron in the common room?

If you manage to shrink it, I'd like to know. It's a pain to deal with them and if it's small I can at least avoid looking at it.

Which would be why you're enlisting a goat.

Oh, yes, very clever.

No.

Don't you?

Not terribly. I've never seen a goat sing before. At least that is what I think it is attempting to do.

Aren't we all?

Well, I take no responsibility for the actions of the curious.

My intentions precisely.

I will make sure to share news of my success.

Not really, if I did I bet I wouldn't be asking you if you had anything better to do.

You mist wish to apply that logic before asking redundant questions, then.

I don't see any redundant questions, you might want to check your vision.

Must I really go back over deductive reasoning with you?

Oh, please do, you know how much I love it when you talk about things!

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Opinions aren't facts.

They often are when they're mine.

If they were facts they wouldn't be opinions.

I agree. Let's make a habit of accepting everything I say as gospel.

I have a better idea; let's not!

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