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[3potionproblem]

Goats are not entirely immune to the Elixir to Induce Euphoria.

I think perhaps it likes me better now.

Hoping for equally positive results from the Shrinking Solution.

Best if one does not help oneself to the yellow contents of the couldron in the Ravenclaw common room. Might be dangerous.

Comments

[speterman]

Not really, if I did I bet I wouldn't be asking you if you had anything better to do.

[3potionproblem]

You mist wish to apply that logic before asking redundant questions, then.

[speterman]

I don't see any redundant questions, you might want to check your vision.

[3potionproblem]

Must I really go back over deductive reasoning with you?

[speterman]

Oh, please do, you know how much I love it when you talk about things!

[3potionproblem]

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

[speterman]

Opinions aren't facts.

[3potionproblem]

They often are when they're mine.

[speterman]

If they were facts they wouldn't be opinions.

[3potionproblem]

I agree. Let's make a habit of accepting everything I say as gospel.

[speterman]

I have a better idea; let's not!

[3potionproblem]

Well, can't argue with stupidity.

[speterman]

I have to agree, you can't. But calling yourself such horrid things isn't going to get anyone anywhere.

[3potionproblem]

You really are impossible to converse with.

[speterman]

Okay, fine. Look.

Hi, I'm Peter Parker. Nice to meet you Sherlock.

Are you enjoying the weather?

[3potionproblem]

I am and you are ridiculous.

[speterman]

How am I ridiculous?! That was totally not being impossible to converse with.

[3potionproblem]

You sound like an old man.

[speterman]

... I'm younger than you!

[3potionproblem]

Next you'll be complaining of your health as we've exhausted weather as a conversational topic.

[speterman]

...No, I was just trying to spur a neutral topic that is possibly relevant to each our interests...

[3potionproblem]

Yes, the weather being so very interesting.

And tell me, Old Man Parker, are you experiencing any inner thigh irritation from broom practice?

[speterman]

Old Man Parker? I'm sorry didn't you say Sarcasm was the lowest form of wit?

But no, my thighs are fine, thank you for the concern.

[3potionproblem]

I never said I was above it.

[speterman]

This is the reason we can't have nice things, Sherlock.