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I don't know what a capybara is. I don't care.

Boys are so incredibly stupid sometimes.

I know, Robinson, but it's also annoying, and I'm not in the bloody mood.

You'd be in the mood if it was something you liked.

Perhaps. I'm not sure.

What if.. someone tried to ban archery?

Why would they, though?

They might say arrows are dangerous and will try to eat someone in their sleep.

That's not why arrows are dangerous, Robinson.

Weeeell, they'd still say arrows are dangerous and shouldn't be allowed in the school.

Robinson, how old were you when you got your first capybara? Which family member was it a gift from?

I'll be 14 and it will be a gift from myself.

[Damn it, Wilbur, stop amusing her when she's trying to be pissy at you.]

Alright, Robinson, fair enough.

Even if you don't sign my petition, I could get you a capybara too.

You're a good boy, Robinson.

I guess Tulio's the only idiot.

Hey! Someone agrees with what I've been saying for a while!

Well, I always knew he was one, really.

Maybe we can get people to sign a petition saying Tulio is an idiot.

I think we've had enough petitions for now.

All right. No more petitions. We'll just come to a mutual agreement.

Deal.