003 My Common Sense Is Tingling

[speterman]

So, you've seen both sides ladies and gents, so here, I am, appealing to the intelligent crowd out there.

Petition to ban Garza and Robinson from talking about overly large rodents? Anyone?


Petition Signs:
Peter Parker
The Rest Of Hogwarts

Comments

[eighttimeshandy]

Well, I'm not sure I can argue with that.

[speterman]

I would support that, muggle schools dissect frogs and pigs all the time so a school related club should be able to.

Not that I'm really one for dissecting.

[eighttimeshandy]

Not many people are. They like their meat nice and clean and prepackaged. And then you get into those PETA whackos. Dissection can be a very tricky subject to approach, and yet it's very informative in its own way. So I am glad for your support.

[speterman]

Oh, no, I don't mean like that, the smell just makes me feel ill is all. Yeah, well, what are club members for.

[eighttimeshandy]

...Yes, that can be a problem too, I suppose. I don't even notice it, to be honest, but i can see where others would.

For being my minions in my plans of world domination. Mwahahahaha.

[speterman]

It's quite horrid.

You're going to take over the world by dissecting frogs and such?

[eighttimeshandy]

Oh yes, no one will ever see it coming. They'll be zombie frogs, millions of them.

[speterman]

Oh, of course, makes sense. No one will be able to stop you, of course.

[eighttimeshandy]

Of course. I wouldn't be telling you my plans if I wasn't completely assured of victory. Of course, you would be helping making them, so you'd have to know eventually anyway.

[speterman]

Yes, how were you aware that I completely support world domination via the use of zombie dissected frogs?

[eighttimeshandy]

Because who wouldn't? It would be funny. Little zombie frogs everywhere in all shapes and sizes... I mean, I'd give the world back when I was done with it. I don't know what I'd do with a whole world, that's a bit much, but it would be interesting to try. Maybe I'll just keep England and set the old wizards straight.

[speterman]

...You know, most blokes have a plan before they try to take over the world.

[eighttimeshandy]

I make it up as I go.

[speterman]

Fair enough. What about zombie pigs?