003 My Common Sense Is Tingling

[speterman]

So, you've seen both sides ladies and gents, so here, I am, appealing to the intelligent crowd out there.

Petition to ban Garza and Robinson from talking about overly large rodents? Anyone?


Petition Signs:
Peter Parker
The Rest Of Hogwarts

Comments

[formyownhand]

I like you, Parker.

[wwistful]

Consider me in.

[accioleggings]

FIVE POINTS TO RAVENCLAW FOR HAVING A BIT OF SENSE.

[wwhatevver]

finally someone wwhos not puttin up pointless stupid fuckin petitions for the stupidest reasons

#Awkward Peter Trying To Talk To Girls

[speterman]

Ahaha, thanks! You're pretty brilliant yourself!

XD

[formyownhand]

Thank you!

[speterman]

Yes sir!

Good to see I'm not the only one that finds this utterly ridiculous!

[speterman]

That's what we're here for. Just your friendly scholastic Ravenclaw. Thank you!

[speterman]

Yeah, as a general rule of thumb I try to avoid that.

[accioleggings]

YOU'RE VERY WELCOME, MISTER PARKER.
TO BE HONEST I'M A BIT CONCERNED ABOUT THE LACK OF KNOWLEDGE SOME PEOPLE HAVE SHOWN ON WHAT A CAPYBARA ACTUALLY IS.
I MIGHT HAVE TO ASK PROFESSOR LEIJON-VANTAS ABOUT TAKING A DAY OUT OF HER USUAL LESSON PLAN AND PERHAPS HAVE HER EXPLAIN A FEW THINGS.

[wwistful]

Five points for an innovative idea. I only hope that it will succeed.

[speterman]

So, should I take that as a signature?

[speterman]

Thank you! We can only hope, I think everyone is getting sick of hearing about this.

[speterman]

You really want to risk having them continue this further because of a class? I mean, I understand it's kind of disconcerting to see this many people thinking capybaras are vicious creatures, but... Look at both sides of the coin.

[bonafide_divinity]

That wasn't very nice, Parker.
You don't see me petitioning to ban you from discussing your very deep and important thoughts, do you?

Besides, this is a serious issue.

[wwistful]

Good luck, Parker.

[formyownhand]

Sure.

[speterman]

I was joking... actually.

It was also a really lame attempt at figuring your first name out...

[formyownhand]

You could have just asked. It's Merida.

[eighttimeshandy]

We could use them for the science club.

[speterman]

You can't ban someone from thoughts. You can however Ban someone from behaving disruptively.

Example, you.

[speterman]

Or, you know, we couldn't.

[eighttimeshandy]

I'm just saying, muggles dissect pigs and toads in school all the time. We could dissect Capybaras.

They'd probably be dead, first, however. I don't think anyone would approve of us having to kill them ourselves. Not to mention how difficult it would be.

[speterman]

Why couldn't we just dissect pigs and toads then?

[eighttimeshandy]

People might object on the grounds of a sizable portion of the school keeping toads as pets.

And after what happened with the goats, I'm fairly sure there will be objections to pigs because they are cute farm animals. Goats aren't even that cute, and people were all over them. Just think what they'd do if we tried to bring in pigs.

[speterman]

Warthogs and frogs then.

[eighttimeshandy]

Well, I'm not sure I can argue with that.

[speterman]

I would support that, muggle schools dissect frogs and pigs all the time so a school related club should be able to.

Not that I'm really one for dissecting.

[eighttimeshandy]

Not many people are. They like their meat nice and clean and prepackaged. And then you get into those PETA whackos. Dissection can be a very tricky subject to approach, and yet it's very informative in its own way. So I am glad for your support.

[speterman]

Oh, no, I don't mean like that, the smell just makes me feel ill is all. Yeah, well, what are club members for.

[eighttimeshandy]

...Yes, that can be a problem too, I suppose. I don't even notice it, to be honest, but i can see where others would.

For being my minions in my plans of world domination. Mwahahahaha.

[speterman]

It's quite horrid.

You're going to take over the world by dissecting frogs and such?

[speterman]

Yeah, but then I'd seem like that weirdo, you know?

[eighttimeshandy]

Oh yes, no one will ever see it coming. They'll be zombie frogs, millions of them.

[speterman]

Oh, of course, makes sense. No one will be able to stop you, of course.

[eighttimeshandy]

Of course. I wouldn't be telling you my plans if I wasn't completely assured of victory. Of course, you would be helping making them, so you'd have to know eventually anyway.

[speterman]

Yes, how were you aware that I completely support world domination via the use of zombie dissected frogs?

[eighttimeshandy]

Because who wouldn't? It would be funny. Little zombie frogs everywhere in all shapes and sizes... I mean, I'd give the world back when I was done with it. I don't know what I'd do with a whole world, that's a bit much, but it would be interesting to try. Maybe I'll just keep England and set the old wizards straight.

[speterman]

...You know, most blokes have a plan before they try to take over the world.

[eighttimeshandy]

I make it up as I go.

[speterman]

Fair enough. What about zombie pigs?

[formyownhand]

No, I don't think I do know.