003 My Common Sense Is Tingling

[speterman]

So, you've seen both sides ladies and gents, so here, I am, appealing to the intelligent crowd out there.

Petition to ban Garza and Robinson from talking about overly large rodents? Anyone?


Petition Signs:
Peter Parker
The Rest Of Hogwarts

Comments

[eighttimeshandy]

We could use them for the science club.

[speterman]

Or, you know, we couldn't.

[eighttimeshandy]

I'm just saying, muggles dissect pigs and toads in school all the time. We could dissect Capybaras.

They'd probably be dead, first, however. I don't think anyone would approve of us having to kill them ourselves. Not to mention how difficult it would be.

[speterman]

Why couldn't we just dissect pigs and toads then?

[eighttimeshandy]

People might object on the grounds of a sizable portion of the school keeping toads as pets.

And after what happened with the goats, I'm fairly sure there will be objections to pigs because they are cute farm animals. Goats aren't even that cute, and people were all over them. Just think what they'd do if we tried to bring in pigs.

[speterman]

Warthogs and frogs then.

[eighttimeshandy]

Well, I'm not sure I can argue with that.

[speterman]

I would support that, muggle schools dissect frogs and pigs all the time so a school related club should be able to.

Not that I'm really one for dissecting.

[eighttimeshandy]

Not many people are. They like their meat nice and clean and prepackaged. And then you get into those PETA whackos. Dissection can be a very tricky subject to approach, and yet it's very informative in its own way. So I am glad for your support.

[speterman]

Oh, no, I don't mean like that, the smell just makes me feel ill is all. Yeah, well, what are club members for.

[eighttimeshandy]

...Yes, that can be a problem too, I suppose. I don't even notice it, to be honest, but i can see where others would.

For being my minions in my plans of world domination. Mwahahahaha.

[speterman]

It's quite horrid.

You're going to take over the world by dissecting frogs and such?

[eighttimeshandy]

Oh yes, no one will ever see it coming. They'll be zombie frogs, millions of them.

[speterman]

Oh, of course, makes sense. No one will be able to stop you, of course.

[eighttimeshandy]

Of course. I wouldn't be telling you my plans if I wasn't completely assured of victory. Of course, you would be helping making them, so you'd have to know eventually anyway.

[speterman]

Yes, how were you aware that I completely support world domination via the use of zombie dissected frogs?

[eighttimeshandy]

Because who wouldn't? It would be funny. Little zombie frogs everywhere in all shapes and sizes... I mean, I'd give the world back when I was done with it. I don't know what I'd do with a whole world, that's a bit much, but it would be interesting to try. Maybe I'll just keep England and set the old wizards straight.

[speterman]

...You know, most blokes have a plan before they try to take over the world.

[eighttimeshandy]

I make it up as I go.

[speterman]

Fair enough. What about zombie pigs?