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[selfhatred]

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SOME OF YOU NEED A LESSON IN THE WORD SUBTLE.
I'M LOOKING AT YOU, SOLLUX.
HE'S CALLING TEACHERS LIARS AND SAYING WHAT HAPPENED AT CAMP WAS JUST TEENAGERS BEING ROWDY.
WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS COMPLETE BS.
NONE OF YOU ARE LIARS AND NONE OF YOU DESERVE TO BE BELITTLED LIKE THAT.
GETTING HIS ATTENTION AND GETTING INTO TROUBLE IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE THE LAST THING ANYONE WANTS. WE JUST GOT THE HOUSE POINTS BACK UP, SO LET'S NOT MAKE A SHOW OF LOSING THEM.
I KNOW HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING BAD YET ASIDE FROM DEDUCTING POINTS, BUT HE'S A MINISTRY OFFICIAL. NOTHING GOOD COULD COME FROM ARGUING WITH A MINISTRY OFFICIAL.
BEFORE ANYONE ACCUSES ME OF SUCKING UP - HE CAST A CENSORING CHARM ON ME BECAUSE I MADE ONE LITTLE SLIP UP AND SAID THE F WORD.
IF THINGS GET OUT OF HAND, GO TO YOUR HEAD OF HOUSE OR ANOTHER TEACHER. DON'T TRY TO ARGUE A POINT WITH HIM.
AND IF ANY OF YOU ARE PLANNING ON RATTING ME OUT, ---- YOU.
SERIOUSLY.
I HATE TO SOUND CLICHE BUT WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
OUR ACTIONS COULD HURT OTHERS IF HE CAN'T GET TO US.
LET'S PUT ASIDE HOUSE RIVALRY FOR NOW AND JUST TRY TO LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER.

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Comments

[selfhatred]

I'D APPRECIATE IT IF THINGS WERE THAT SIMPLE.
AT LEAST THEN IT WOULDN'T BE AS MUCH OF A HEADACHE AS I HAVE NOW.
...|:B

[moveslikejaeger]

>;D
i read some of that by the way
is so inaccurate it hurts
because i laughed so hard

[selfhatred]

TELL ME ABOUT IT.
I MEAN NOT THAT I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANATOMY OR BDSM BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THINGS DON'T WORK THAT WAY.

[moveslikejaeger]

oh i do and i can tell you that none of it works that way at all
for starters you usually need a contract stating all the things you are comfortable with and clearly defined safe words
and then theres all the things that would have broken her spine regardless of those things yeowch
i dont even know half of what was going on there had to have been made up words in there

[selfhatred]

THIS IS WHY FANFIC WRITERS SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO PUBLISH THEIR WORKS.
THEY NEVER DO THEIR RESEARCH.

[moveslikejaeger]

seriously man if you want to do creepy possessive things and weird sexual positions thats fine im not going to judge
but jeez dont pass it off as bdsm that just makes all of us with that lifestyle look bad