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in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts

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I think I understand it a bit better now. Not completely, I'll admit. You can be confusing, even without all the romantic feelings.

It's sweet of you to offer to be my knight, it really is, but you know what? I think I could use a silly, purple-haired friend even more than a knight in armor.

its funny cuz i make perfect sense to myself
even the romantic feelings

i like being a knight
i get hit people with swords
but i guess i could do that for you

I think that's a good think, Maxim. Not understanding yourself can be weird.

Well, you can be knight when I need someone to hit things with swords, okay? And thanks.

then i really would be in trouble because then no one would understand me and wed all just be sitting here saying things that dont make sense

okay that will be just wonderful
this is good i have made up with you and greg
now i just have figure out where things stand with van
and then probably tell him about bruce

Are you actually serious about this? Or is this some sort of masochism thing?

sweety if this was a masochism thing you would be the last person id want in control of me
i dont think youd listen if i said stop for one and thats a very important part of such relationships as i was telling karkat
i could handle anything you threw at me of course but that is not the point

I cOuLd HeLp YoU mAkE bAsKeTs, BrO!
i AiN't ThInKiNg YoU'rE a BaD pErSoN, tHoUgH.
aT lEaSt NoT nO mOrE tHaN tHe WaY lOtS oF pEoPlE aRe, WhIcH iS jUsT a LiTtLe BiT, sOmEtImEs.

Oh, god, don't be disgusting, I didn't mean it THAT way. If you think I want to be in any type of relationship with you, you're delusional.

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But what would you give me if I made one for you?

Are you sure?
Because I do know that a lot of people can be very bad, but you really aren't one of them. In fact, you're remarkably helpful.

How would he benefit from hiding what happened at camp? If anything, you would think he'd want to better understand what happened since it does have the potential to endanger the ministry. I was talking to Pyrope about it and she said that whatever was cast on us may have just been a dry run.

Oh, I'm sure if he had his way we'd be more than expelled. More like exterminated.

Personally I'm coming up with an escape plan for me and Marcie in case shit actually does hit the fan. You might want to advise Bruce and any of the other weres to do the same.

thank you gamzeee
do you have any of your potions left?
you and have to drink them ALL before inkwizitor sno finds them

wHo'S tHaT?
i DuNnO iF iT wOuLd Be GoOd If I dRaNk AlL oF tHeM aT oNcE.

see i can handle detention and points thats nothing new no matter how creative he gets
but if he actually touches any of you that is a completely different story
ill kill him

i can be both
some people behave good to hide the bad for different reasons

well you guys just got off that wizarding war with that moldytorte guy right? so if there was dark magic fussing with the kids it could cause mass hysteria so its better to pretend nothing happened and deal with it in secret than to have things spread out of control
its politics and crowd control
vans family does a lot of this when we jaegers get out of hand back home

well we as many as we can then?
we need to get rid of them all before the inkwizitor finds them anyway
you know how adults are about those things
and hes worse than any other hes been taking house points and detention to people just for disagreeing with him
he finds out about your potions itll be bad news bears

iT aIn'T lIkE nO oNe EvEr GoEs ThRoUgH mY rOoM.
hOw WoUlD hE eVeN kNoW?

because he probably will be going through the dorms
hes already talking about sitting in on classes

wHo Is ThIs DuDe?
WoUlDn'T tHaT bE kInD oF bOrInG?

hes from the ministry

Yeah, I could give two shits less about detention and points.

See, I could really care less about myself really but if he tries to hurt Marcie or any of the others..well, it won't be pretty.

...and thanks for caring dude. It..means a lot.

unless hes hanging us upside down from our toes there is literally nothing he can do to me i havent already gotten from mamma
actually she has hung me upside down by my toes before but its that level of creativity that teachers need to starting aspiring too!
lines are boring this garden plowing thing ive been hearing about is easy
i dont learn anything from that! its like their not even trying

but yeah of course i care marshall your a bro
i mean your not even half as vicious as my great great great great great aunt grizzelda watching her feed is like watching a fountain of blood and thats from a blood pack
so you know
they really blow this whole monster thing out of proportion

Good Merlin, don't give them any ideas. Personally I'd rather they didn't get creative. At least the gardening shit is beneficial to the school.

Thanks dude.
Well, I'm not going to say I'm totally innocent in that aspect but I really dislike feeding from people. In the past I'd always try and at least feed from vicious criminals.
There are ways to make it pleasurable for the human too but that's manipulation and I won't do that either. I don't want someone to be into me because I compelled them to be.

hahaha im pretty sure any ideas i give them theyll say are too medival and shouldnt be used on children so i wouodnt worry

hey you know you eat what you have to eat is kind of the law the of nature you know
something has to die so something else can survive
i will never judge you for your meal choices though i will looking funny at those vegetarian vegan types
well if you want a sip from me your welcome to it i imagine those blood potions dont quite do it do they?
we jaegers recover quickly so dont worry about that none
all i ask is that you leave enough so i dont die

[Watch Marshall be not quite sure how to respond.]

I suppose that's true in the literal sense but I doubt many people will go for that theory.
Well, the potions work fine for me. I'm older so I can hold out a lot longer. I don't know how or why but I've never really given in much to vampire nature. I think my music helps keep me grounded or something.

I appreciate the offer and all but I could never drink from someone I actually consider a friend. I have my ways of getting what I need so I'l be okay.
Thanks though..it's generous of you.

no they never do

hee marcie said the same thing when i offered to her too
you guys are such sweethearts its cute
i always looked at it like i can make more so its not really even a big deal to me
i give to my aunties all the time when im home
well not all the time they have regulations in place about that stuff
and also they draw it from needles
so i guess that is a bit different when i think about it

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