2nd -- SO MANY FRIGHTENING FAUNA voice/action

[golgotha]

[ Jake English, top notched adventurer, master marksman and brave like a zookeeper surrounded by bears, is rolling and screaming around the Gryffindor common room, covered in lizards. For a more accurate picture, look at this. ]

OH MY GOD THE HUMANITY. HOW THEY EXACT THEIR BARELY A POUND OF FLESH.

OH GOD NO OH GOD OH GOD OH GOOOAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

Comments

[fashioneighsta]

They're very small, it's perfectly fine to pick them off of yourself and place them on the ground.

[golgotha]

But -- they're wriggling their confounded tails! And their paws are so slimy and augh!

[fashioneighsta]

Geckos aren't slimy, darling, you're only imagining things.

[golgotha]

Yes they are! They are slimy, crawling monsters and I hate them so!

[fashioneighsta]

I believe you're thinking of amphibians, geckos are reptiles. [See, she's been listening to Twilight.]

I do wish you luck in tolerating them, but they are harmless.