2nd -- SO MANY FRIGHTENING FAUNA voice/action

[golgotha]

[ Jake English, top notched adventurer, master marksman and brave like a zookeeper surrounded by bears, is rolling and screaming around the Gryffindor common room, covered in lizards. For a more accurate picture, look at this. ]

OH MY GOD THE HUMANITY. HOW THEY EXACT THEIR BARELY A POUND OF FLESH.

OH GOD NO OH GOD OH GOD OH GOOOAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

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[selfmakeout]

[SUCH HORROR YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW.]






J-Jake?! Are you okay????

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[golgotha]

I'm not sure! Jade, this is awful!!!

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[selfmakeout]

You'll be okay, Jake, just keep your head above the lizards!!!

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[golgotha]

I can't! They're on my head!

[fashioneighsta]

Are you talking abut Spike?

[golgotha]

Yes! These confounded reptiles are getting everywhere, oh flipping Christ, get them off, get them off, get them off!!

[fashioneighsta]

They're very small, it's perfectly fine to pick them off of yourself and place them on the ground.

[golgotha]

But -- they're wriggling their confounded tails! And their paws are so slimy and augh!

[fashioneighsta]

Geckos aren't slimy, darling, you're only imagining things.

[golgotha]

Yes they are! They are slimy, crawling monsters and I hate them so!

[fashioneighsta]

I believe you're thinking of amphibians, geckos are reptiles. [See, she's been listening to Twilight.]

I do wish you luck in tolerating them, but they are harmless.

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[yerawwizarderi]

They're fuckin lizards. Some grand highfalutin' advventurer you make, cowwerin like that. I kneww you wwere full a rubbish.

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[golgotha]

I daresay that was completely uncalled for. A man is not allowe -- egad, we will discuss this further when these lizards are off me! Augh! Good day!

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[yerawwizarderi]

Yeah yeah you go on with that, go be the fuckin' hero. [Not impressed, not at all.] They're fuckin' lizards, what's the big issue here?

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[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Wow, what? Was that supposed to be anything but incoherent screams of terror or...?

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[golgotha]

H-hi, Vriska. I -- I am fine. Smashing! Do move along.

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[bluhbluhhugewitch]

If you actually were, I wouldn't care. Don't tell me you're actually afraid of these things!

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[golgotha]

I -- yes, yes, I am deathly afraid of tiny lizards.

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[bluhbluhhugewitch]

...

[ And there's just laughing. A lot of laughing. ]

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[golgotha]

Oh, hush. This is a deathly serious issue and s-should be addressed in nothing short of the most gentlest manner! Treading on the thin ice of my resolve, I daresay.

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[bluhbluhhugewitch]

How absolutely pathetic can you get!?

[ She's still giggling, mind you. ]

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[golgotha]

Well, at least this whole endeavor made you laugh. I hope this amused you!

[ Half sarcastic, half sincere. ]

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[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Are you kidding me? This big, scary "adventurer" can't take a few stupid lizards? I'm surprised you've lasted this long at Hogwarts without fainting like a little girl!

[ Are you sure you want to impress this one, Jake? It's kind of a bitch. ]

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[golgotha]

I can tolerate deceased ones, one at a time, but this is a hoard!

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[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Awww, do you need someone to come and rescue your sorry ass?