2nd -- SO MANY FRIGHTENING FAUNA voice/action

[golgotha]

[ Jake English, top notched adventurer, master marksman and brave like a zookeeper surrounded by bears, is rolling and screaming around the Gryffindor common room, covered in lizards. For a more accurate picture, look at this. ]

OH MY GOD THE HUMANITY. HOW THEY EXACT THEIR BARELY A POUND OF FLESH.

OH GOD NO OH GOD OH GOD OH GOOOAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

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voice;

[golgotha]

H-hi, Vriska. I -- I am fine. Smashing! Do move along.

voice;

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

If you actually were, I wouldn't care. Don't tell me you're actually afraid of these things!

voice;

[golgotha]

I -- yes, yes, I am deathly afraid of tiny lizards.

voice;

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

...

[ And there's just laughing. A lot of laughing. ]

voice;

[golgotha]

Oh, hush. This is a deathly serious issue and s-should be addressed in nothing short of the most gentlest manner! Treading on the thin ice of my resolve, I daresay.

voice;

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

How absolutely pathetic can you get!?

[ She's still giggling, mind you. ]

voice;

[golgotha]

Well, at least this whole endeavor made you laugh. I hope this amused you!

[ Half sarcastic, half sincere. ]

voice;

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Are you kidding me? This big, scary "adventurer" can't take a few stupid lizards? I'm surprised you've lasted this long at Hogwarts without fainting like a little girl!

[ Are you sure you want to impress this one, Jake? It's kind of a bitch. ]

voice;

[golgotha]

I can tolerate deceased ones, one at a time, but this is a hoard!

voice;

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Awww, do you need someone to come and rescue your sorry ass?