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[mo_cara]

ToDaY bE oNe FiNe DaY.


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HoLy ShIt.
BeSt FrIeNd.
I gOt To Be TeLlInG yOu AbOuT tHe MoSt AmAzInG mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNg, WhIcH iS:
I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKIN BOYFRIEND.
bUt YoU gOt To Be HeLpInG mE bEcAuSe I aIn'T kNoWiNg HoW tO bE rOmAnTiC oR bE gOoD aT aNy Of ThIs ShIt, AnD yOu GoT tHe ExPeRt KnOwInG oF aLl ThAt.
It'S sHiNrA aNd I wAnTeD tO tElL yOu BeCaUsE i KnOw YoU wErE kInD oF wOrRiEd AbOuT hIm, AnD nOw YoU kNoW wHy I lIkE hIm So MuCh!
So YoU dOn'T hAvE tO eVeR bE hAvInG wOrRy Up In YoUr PaN tHaT i WoN't Be YoUr BeSt FrIeNd, BeCaUsE yOu AnD mE wAs MeAnT tO bE lIkE tHaT fOr AlWaYs AnD fOrEvEr.





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GUESS WHO BE HAVING A BOYFRIEND, MOTHERFUCKERS???
:oD

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[mo_cara]

He'S iN yOuR hOuSe, BrO!
iT's ShInRa.
I dIdN't KnOw He WaS cOoL wItH dUdEs, BuT hE iS aNd He Be LiKiNg Me. :o)
I wAnT tO tHrOw LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKiN pArTy, eXcEpT eVeRyOnE eLsE iS kInD oF fReAkInG aBoUt ThE wEaThEr, WhIcH iS fUnNy.

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[arrogantalloy]

Shinra? Well I'll be damned. And got to say, almost a little jealous there.

You are pretty supreme 'dude' so really I'm not surprised. Hell, if I was that kind of guy, I'd probably go a round with you too.

Weather? Are you trying to use some sort of code? Really?

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[mo_cara]

HaNdS oFf, MoThErFuCkEr!
HaHa, Jk, I kNoW yOu AiN't InTo BlOkEs.
oThErWiSe HaLf ThE bOyS iN tHe ScHoOl WoUlD bE gEtTiNg ThEiR pInInG oN.
;o)

bUt AiN't No CoDe, I dOn'T tHiNk?
JuSt EvErYbOdY bEeN sAyInG aBoUt WiNtEr AnD sNoW aNd IcE aNd ShIt.

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[arrogantalloy]

Only half? I'm starting to think I'm slipping then.

They're talking about Coriolanus Snow, the new Herbology teacher.

And a Ministry High Inquisitor.

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[mo_cara]

wElL, mAyBe If ThEy Be FeAsTiNg ThEiR pEePeRs On YoU sHaKiNg YoUr BoOtY oN tHe DaNcE fLoOr!
WaIt, ThE mOtHeRfUcKeR wItH tHe WhItE hAiR?
i ThOuGhT tHaT dUdE wAs A nArC.

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[arrogantalloy]

Keep saying things like that, you're going to make me feel experimental, just to see who does watch me when I dance.

That 'dude' is what you would call the Narc's narc. He knew my parents, and really I trust him as far as I can throw him.

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[mo_cara]

dO yOu HaVe SuPeRsTrEnGtH?
cAuSe ThAt MoThErFuCkEr LoOkEd KiNd Of HeAvY.

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[arrogantalloy]

Idioms really aren't your thing sometimes, are they?

Also, he really doesn't look all that heavy.