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ToDaY bE oNe FiNe DaY.

[Filtered private to Karkat]
HoLy ShIt.
BeSt FrIeNd.
I gOt To Be TeLlInG yOu AbOuT tHe MoSt AmAzInG mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNg, WhIcH iS:
I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKIN BOYFRIEND.
bUt YoU gOt To Be HeLpInG mE bEcAuSe I aIn'T kNoWiNg HoW tO bE rOmAnTiC oR bE gOoD aT aNy Of ThIs ShIt, AnD yOu GoT tHe ExPeRt KnOwInG oF aLl ThAt.
It'S sHiNrA aNd I wAnTeD tO tElL yOu BeCaUsE i KnOw YoU wErE kInD oF wOrRiEd AbOuT hIm, AnD nOw YoU kNoW wHy I lIkE hIm So MuCh!
So YoU dOn'T hAvE tO eVeR bE hAvInG wOrRy Up In YoUr PaN tHaT i WoN't Be YoUr BeSt FrIeNd, BeCaUsE yOu AnD mE wAs MeAnT tO bE lIkE tHaT fOr AlWaYs AnD fOrEvEr.

[Filtered private to Maxim, Tavros, Arthur, Tony, and anyone else Gamzee considers a pal.]
GUESS WHO BE HAVING A BOYFRIEND, MOTHERFUCKERS???
:oD

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[Wait, what?]

HoW cOmE yOu PrOmIsEd KaRkAt?
AiN't He SuPpOsEd To Be DoInG tHaT?

because karkat didnt even know about the potions to begin with for starters
he cant take care of you every second so its better to have a big support networks right?
anyway id do it even without making promises to karkat but we jaegers take our promises seriously

BuT hE's My BeSt BrO, wE gOt EaCh OtHeRs BaCkS.
eVeN iF hE iS aCtInG kInD oF wEiRd.
BuT i GuEsS i CaN oWe YoU, oR dO sOmEtHiNg ElSe FoR yOu?

sigh
gamzee

wait hes acting weird?
hold on

oh this could be complicated

wHaT?
iS hE oK???

i dont know
i could be wrong
how is he acting weird?

He'S jUsT kInD oF qUiEt, I gUeSs, I dOn'T kNoW.
i ThOuGhT hE'd Be HaPpY bEcAuSe He WaS tHiNkInG i WaNtEd ShInRa To Be My BeSt BrO iNsTeAd Of HiM, aNd NoW hE cAn KnOw ThAt AiN't WhAt ThIs AbOuT.
eXcEpT hE jUsT sAiD hE hAs To Be TuToRiNg ThE gOoD StRiDeR.
i HoPe He'S oK.
mAyBe He'S mAd At Me FoR nOt TeLlInG hIm SoOnEr.
:o(

oh
thats
probably not it
rapunzel got like that when van announced we were together
and that was kind of complicated for a long time

WhAt WaS wRoNg WiTh HeR?
i'M jUsT rEaLlY wOrRiEd, He SeEmS wAy MoThErFuCkIn OfF.
lIkE hE hAsN'T sWeArEd EvEn OnCe.

Edited 2012-09-20 07:41 (UTC)

oh thats because inkwizitor sno put a censoring charm on him he cant swear even if he wanted to
but yeah
rapunzel sort of like liked me
you know kissy face kind of liked
so when she found out van and i were dating she was
broken hearted

i mean i could be wrong i dont know karkat like you do but
yeah
that happened to me

oH!
bUt NaH, tHaT cAn'T bE iT.
fOr OnE tHiNg, I aIn'T lIkE yOu, AiN't LoTs Of PeOpLe WaNtInG tO gEt WiTh Me.
AnD wE'rE bEsT bRoS!
iF hE hAd AnYtHiNg LiKe ThAt, He WoUlD hAvE tOlD mE!

wOuLdN't He?

i didnt know about rapunzel liking me until that moment
lots of people like me like that sure but she didnt
i didnt realize
i never think about that kind of stuff
not unless they are their telling me
~~bruce is~~
anyway i didnt know

but like i said i could be wrong
you know karkat better
maybe this thing with sno just has him all stressed :)

YeAh, I tHiNk It'S pRoBaBlY jUsT tHaT.
bUt
I dOn'T kNoW
bUt If YoU bE gEtTiNg ThE cHaNcE, mAyBe YoU cOuLd AsK hIm?
SiNcE yOu'Re MoThErFuCkIn RoOmAtEs AnD sHiT.

aRe YoU oK aBoUt ThE rApUnZeL tHiNg?

i can try
we dont usually get along very well
but for you i will do my best

its
we have talked
so it is getting better
its so hard to explain my feelings however
i am not sure she understands yet
but she is getting close

ThAnKs, YoU'rE a StAnD uP bRo.
:o)

ArE yOu BeInG iN lOvE wItH hEr, LiKe WiTh VaN?

yes and when i see you again i will give you all the face kisses cuz you deserve them you lucky boy

no
i dont
im not in love with anyone gamzee
i love people but its not the same
van is
van is like karkat for me you know?
he is always there and i love him dearly and i want him always in my life
its not really the same as being in love i dont think
and rapunzel
i love her so much i want to steal her away from her awful mother and give her kisses and make sure she is never sad
but its not like being in love either
because i love you like that too

I aLrEaDy BeEn GeTtInG mE sOmE gOoD kIsSeS!
bUt ThAnKs.

[There's a long pause before Gamzee finally writes out his answer to the last bit.]

i ThInK mAyBe ThAt YoU jUsT bE sOmEoNe WhO gOtS sO mUcH lOvE uP iN hIs PuMp BiScUiT iT cAn'T aLl Be HeLd By OnE pErSoN?
lIkE iT gOtS tO bE oN tHe LoOsE iN tHe WoRlD, aNd YoU gOt ThIs GoOd ShIt In YoU wHaT lEtS yOu SeE aLl ThE bEsT tHiNgS iN pEoPlE, sO yOu CaN lOvInG tHeM.
aNd ThAt'S pReTtY cOoL, aNd I bE lIkInG tHaT aBoUt YoU, cAuSe i LoVe YoU, tOo, BrO.
bUt AiN't MaNy PeOpLe WhAt WoRk ThAt WaY, sO iT's KiNd Of MoThErFuCkIn HaRd To GeT oN wHeN pEoPlE jUsT wAnT oNe PeRsOn To Be In ThEiR hEaRt.

you can still get face kisses ill make sure to smooch shinra too so its fair

yes that is exactly it i think
it is very hard to make others understand
or if they understand to
accept my feelings?
its hard gamzee its very very hard
but at least bruce seems to understand

oK, bUt NoThInG oN tHe MoUtH bEcAuSe ThAt BoY iS tAkEn!

I tHiNk YoU'lL fInD sOmEoNe WhO gEtS iT tHoUgH.
lIkE aIn'T vAn KiNdA oN bOaRd?
AnD bRuCe, I gUeSs, ToO, i MiSsEd WhEn YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs GoT tOgEtHeR!

yes gamzee i know dont worry you silly thing i wont steal him from you after i went through all that effort to get you together

yeah van seems to be pretty chill with it
yes we kissed during swimming lessons
and we talk about things
but were not really together like you and shinra
~~but i think that i would like that~~

YoU sHoUlD mAyBe Be AsKiNg HiM tO bE wItH yOu BeCaUsE i ThInK hE bE gEtTiNg LoNeLy SoMeTiMeS, yOu KnOw?
He'S pReTtY mOtHeRfUcKiN cUtE, aNyWaY!

he is adorable yes
i just
dont want to screw up and hurt him
like i did with rapunzel
like im always afraid ill do with van
its better to just let it be i think