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[mo_cara]

ToDaY bE oNe FiNe DaY.


[Filtered private to Karkat]
HoLy ShIt.
BeSt FrIeNd.
I gOt To Be TeLlInG yOu AbOuT tHe MoSt AmAzInG mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNg, WhIcH iS:
I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKIN BOYFRIEND.
bUt YoU gOt To Be HeLpInG mE bEcAuSe I aIn'T kNoWiNg HoW tO bE rOmAnTiC oR bE gOoD aT aNy Of ThIs ShIt, AnD yOu GoT tHe ExPeRt KnOwInG oF aLl ThAt.
It'S sHiNrA aNd I wAnTeD tO tElL yOu BeCaUsE i KnOw YoU wErE kInD oF wOrRiEd AbOuT hIm, AnD nOw YoU kNoW wHy I lIkE hIm So MuCh!
So YoU dOn'T hAvE tO eVeR bE hAvInG wOrRy Up In YoUr PaN tHaT i WoN't Be YoUr BeSt FrIeNd, BeCaUsE yOu AnD mE wAs MeAnT tO bE lIkE tHaT fOr AlWaYs AnD fOrEvEr.





[Filtered private to Maxim, Tavros, Arthur, Tony, and anyone else Gamzee considers a pal.]
GUESS WHO BE HAVING A BOYFRIEND, MOTHERFUCKERS???
:oD

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[selfhatred]

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GOOD. DON'T MAKE ANY MORE.
EVEN WITH PROFESSOR RHYDDERCH'S PERMISSION I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS GUY IS CAPABLE OF YET.
I MEAN ASIDE FROM THREATS OF DEPORTATION AND TAKING AWAY HOUSE POINTS.
APPARENTLY HE'S A SUPER IMPORTANT GUY ON THE WIZENGAMOT.
I'M NOT SURE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.

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[mo_cara]

WhAt'S tHe WiZaRd'S gAuNtLeT?

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[selfhatred]

WIZENGAMOT.
IT'S THE BRITISH HIGH COURT OF LAW AND PARLIAMENT IN THE WIZARDING WORLD.
THAT MEANS HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE HERE AND HE CAN DO ANYTHING AND THE TEACHERS CAN'T INTERFERE.

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[mo_cara]

[Gamzee's knowledge of politics in either the wizarding or Muggle world is pretty shaky, so it's actually kind of surprising that he almost gets this]

So WaIt, He'S a MoThErFuCkInG JUDGE???
wHeRe Be ThE pOpO?

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[selfhatred]

HE'S ONE OF THEM.
DUMBLEDORE'S ONE TOO. HE'S THE CHIEF.
ACCORDING TO HIM THE INCIDENT AT CAMP WAS JUST TEENAGERS BEING ROWDY.

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[mo_cara]

ThAt'S wHaT i Be ThInKiNg, ExCePt EvErYoNe SaId It WaS bEiNg MaGiC, wHiCh WaS oK, sInCe ThEn I dIdN't GeT iN tRoUbLe.

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[selfhatred]

THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS MAGIC.
THE MINISTRY'S TRYING TO COVER IT UP BY SAYING IT WAS JUST TEENAGERS BEING TEENAGERS.
THAT'S WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE TO ME ANYWAY.

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[mo_cara]

hOw CoMe ThEy EvEn Be CaRiNg?


[WAIT.]

DiD tHeY dO iT???

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[selfhatred]

HECK IF I KNOW AND I DON'T THINK SO.
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS BEHIND THIS THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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[mo_cara]

iF yOu DoN't GeT iT, i SuReLy AiN't KnOwInG.
:o/
BuT tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR aIn'T eVeN tAlKeD tO mE, sO i GuEsS i'M cOoL.

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[selfhatred]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM EITHER.
HE ONLY TEACHES GRYFFINDOR AND RAVENCLAW.

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[mo_cara]

yOu GoNnA bE oK?