Journal Entry #2

[bonafide_divinity]

I don't offer advice very often, but it just so happens that I'm feeling relatively altruistic today, so listen closely.

If you don't want to be on the Quidditch team for whatever reason -Speaking personally, I can think of a number of perfectly valid justifications for wanting to stay on terra firma- maybe you shouldn't show up for the tryouts



But I think this advice probably comes too late for most of you. My gold's on Hufflepuff this year.

Comments

[notapigeon]

That's not a mutual agreement.

[bonafide_divinity]

It doesn't have to be.

[notapigeon]

You couldn't stop talking to me even if you tried.

[bonafide_divinity]

That implies that resisting the urge to keep talking to you requires any effort on my part.

[notapigeon]

You'd miss me too much.

[bonafide_divinity]

Really?

And exactly what makes you think that?

[notapigeon]

Because it's me!

[bonafide_divinity]

And that's precisely why it will take no effort at all.

[notapigeon]

So, you're saying that all those wonderful times we had meant nothing to you?

[bonafide_divinity]

You mean like the time you tried to fill the school with giant, bloodthirsty rodents?