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[At first it looks like someones just gotten into both Aranea's journal and her stash of ink, blue scribbles appearing on the page. Slowly they take shape, in childish depictions of flowers, moving onto spiders and then onto all other animals. Then it becomes more noticeable that there's two people drawing, pictures taking place at the same time, in different spots. And then the scribbles turn into words, the words messy, like any 5-7 year old would write]

I drew the speider up there [An arrow points up to a particular spider] by Vriska !!! !

[Then a long rectangle appears next to the spider, inkblots appearing above him to symbolise rain and then Aranea feels the need to chip in her own words]

The ittsy bittsy spider climbed up the water spoooooooout. DOWN came the rain and WASHED the spider OUT. OUT came the sun and drieeeeeeeed up all the raiiiiiiiin, so the ittsy bittsy spider climbed UP the spout again!!!!!!!!

By Aranea Eleanor Joy Webster-Serket ::::)

[And then, by some miracle they switch the journal into video, the journal showing to giggling girls, one a redhead and the other a smaller blonde. Incidental wishes really are a pain]

((ooc: replies from Aranea will come from

ittsybittsyspider))

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Uh what, Mr?

Nope. Noping so hard. Noping right out of this. Noping off into the sunset on a spider that spins webs of nope. Just nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. This is not happening. I refuse to acknowledge that this is happening.

That's a lot of nopes Mr! Is that your favourite word? Can you say Yes? Yup yup yup?

What's happening?

No, actually, I'm quite partial to hypothalamus, but anyway, keeping to my nopes.

Aranea, do you have any idea who I am?

What's a hy.... hi-poe-thallimus?

Mmm, nope! Is this your castle? Are you a Prince? Are you the Prince of Nopes? [Just gunna giggle there yep]

If we're in'a castle why's there no moat?

Maybe they haven't built it yet? Castle's take a long time to build!

This castle looks pretty big... We should go a'splorin'!

Oh! Yeah! That's a good idea. Maybe we can find a princess, or a knight, or a king or a queen!

'nea, what if we're princesses? Maybe- Maybe that's why we're here!

Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Maybe! Maybe we are 'ris! Maybe our daddy was a secret King!!!!

An' he gave us this castle 'cause he loves us! Do you think we getta wear crowns? I wanna make mine!

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ittsybittsyspider - 2012-09-26 06:50 (UTC) - Expand

It's a part of your brain.

Also, noooooooo. No. You can't. [SOB] Aranea, my loooooooove! How can this have happened to you?

[He has just thrown himself face first into his pillow, and is now weeping softly into it. And also repeating no, over and over again.]

THIS ISN'T FAAAAIIIIRRRRRRRRR!

Which part? Where is it?

[And now she's just gunna stare. And be confused] Why am I your love? You're not my mummy or Grandpa.

....You're kinda weird Mr.