★ EIGHT

[ladyliberty]

So, I guess I have a boyfriend.

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[selfhatred]

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
DRESS UP IN A FUCKING DIAPER AND FOLLOW HIM AROUND SHOOTING ARROWS AT HIS ASS?

[ladyliberty]

Uh. No.

[selfhatred]

CHILL, I WAS KIDDING.

...FUCK. I'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND GAMZEE TOO MUCH.

[ladyliberty]

That's okay, we all have our little fantasies.

[selfhatred]

WHATEVER.

ANYWAY, I'VE GOT MY OWN PLANS FOR THAT WEEKEND. YOU'LL BE ON YOUR OWN.

[ladyliberty]

No offense kiddo, but I didn't really need any munchkins following me around anyway.

[selfhatred]

I'M A THIRD YEAR. WHAT PART OF THAT QUALIFIES AS A FUCKING MUNCHKIN?

[ladyliberty]

You'll understand when you're older.

[selfhatred]

DON'T PULL THAT SHIT WITH ME.

[mo_cara]

Oh HeY bRo YoU aIn'T aLl GoNnA sToP hAnGiNg OuT wItH mE, aRe YoU?
:o(

[selfhatred]

SORRY, MAN, THAT'S MY DATE WITH HARLEY.

WE CAN HANG OUT LATER IF YOU WANT THOUGH.

[mo_cara]

oH i ThOuGhT yOu MeAnT lIkE eVeR.
sInCe YoU sAiD yOu WeRe HaNgInG oUt WiTh Me ToO mUcH.
i'D nEvEr InTeRruPt A bRoThEr GeTtInG hIs MaCk On. ;o)

[Don't think he hasn't noticed you're calling it a date now, Karkat.]

[selfhatred]

OH.
NO I JUST MEANT THAT I'M PICKING UP SOME OF THE THINGS YOU SAY, THAT'S ALL.


...IT'S NOT THAT TYPE OF DATE!

[mo_cara]

I kNoW, i'M jUsT fUcKiNg WiTh YoU, bRo.
YoU lIkE tO dO tHe WhOlE cLaSsy RoMaNcE tHiNg, NoT jUsT gOiNg In FoR sLoPpY mAkEoUtS.