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[ladyliberty]

So, I guess I have a boyfriend.

Comments

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat
wwhen did this happen
goddamn it is evveryone fuckin hookin up all ovver the school this is fuckin outrageous

[ladyliberty]

Aww, I'm sure you'll find someone someday.

[yerawwizarderi]

its hard
nobody seems interested no matter wwhat i try
and ivve tried a lot

[ladyliberty]

[Kfskljf she was actually making fun of you but goddammit you're so cute and pouty.]

Well you can't rush things like that, buddy! Stop trying so hard and just let things happen.

[yerawwizarderi]

but thats my fuckin point it doesnt just happen
or that wwas one a my points
maybe a point i wwas goin to make
wwhatevver im makin it noww
you dont knoww unless you try it doesnt just fall in your fuckin lap it could nevver be so fuckin easy thatd just be too much luck for the likes a eridan ampora i guess
you havve to make them pay attention to you

[ladyliberty]

Well how would you know if you haven't tried?

[yerawwizarderi]

wwait
wwhat
wwho says i havvent
ivve been tryin
dont tell me you didnt evven notice i been all ovver this damn school tryin

[ladyliberty]

But you haven't tried not trying!

[yerawwizarderi]

wwell of course i havvent wwhat fuckin good wwould that do me

[ladyliberty]

Girls don't go for guys who try to hard. Trust me.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhy not
wwhats wwrong wwith showwin off your effort

[ladyliberty]

It comes off kinda pathetic.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwwwhat
really
holy shit
wwhy didnt anybody tell me that before noww
ivve been doin this wwrong the wwhole fuckin time havvent i

[ladyliberty]

Probably.

Sorry buddy.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat should i do instead

[ladyliberty]

Just be cool! Play hard to get. Girls like a challenge.

[yerawwizarderi]

isnt that just goin to get me ignored
i mean howw do they knoww that im interested if im pretendin like im not that dont make any sense

[ladyliberty]

Who's the girl here, me or you?

[yerawwizarderi]

you but im just SAYIN is all

[ladyliberty]

And who is actually in a relationship?

[yerawwizarderi]

im goin to be in one evventually

[ladyliberty]

Not if you don't listen to me you're not.

[yerawwizarderi]

act like im not interested and thats interestin
i guess i can givve it a shot i got nothin to lose at this point

[dance_kiss_schmooze]

Don't lose hope, Mister Ampora, there are plenty of crested geckos afoot. I'm sure you have something in common with at least one of them.

[yerawwizarderi]

doesnt seem likely to me professor
wwhat are you tryin to imply