★ EIGHT

[ladyliberty]

So, I guess I have a boyfriend.

Comments

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Wow, is that all you got?

[ladyliberty]

You wanted me to cry or something?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

I think that's the jo8 for whoever decided d8ing you was a good idea.

[ladyliberty]

Boo hoo.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

That's a sound you'll get used to, I'm sure!

[ladyliberty]

I don't see anyone willing to go down on you. They're probably afraid of the spiders.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

I don't make it pu8lic knowledge 8ecause I'm not a Gryffindor whore.

[ladyliberty]

Mmmmhm.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

I just call it how I see it!

[ladyliberty]

And I'm calling you a lonely, bitter spidervag.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

In your dreams, Gryffinwhore!