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[fuckmackandme]

i feel weird!
guys, it's not normal to just suddenly want to kiss... someone, right?
what's happening to me?

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[selfhatred]

WELL I'M NOT...
WAIT, DID YOU GO TO SAY YOU WEREN'T EVEN A HOMOSEXUAL?
IS THAT A THING, JOHN?

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[fuckmackandme]

no!




yes?
i don't know, i'm confused!

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[selfhatred]

SO WAS I UNTIL JAEGER HELPED ME CLEAR THINGS UP.
LOOK I'M GOING TO SAY IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A GUY OR A GIRL.
IF YOU LIKE THEM ENOUGH TO WANT TO KISS THEM, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

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[fuckmackandme]

but i don't even know if i like him like that, this urge to snog him just came!
and i can't kiss him anyway, he's dating someone.

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[selfhatred]

I KNOW THAT FEELING.
AND IF YOU WANT TO SNOG HIM THEN YOU LIKE HIM.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD, JOHN. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE MAKING IT HARD ON YOURSELF.
BUT IF YOU DON'T KISS HIM HOW WILL HE KNOW?

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[fuckmackandme]

if he's seeing someone else, i'm pretty sure he's not into me.

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[selfhatred]

IF HE'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE, HOW DO YOU KNOW HE HASN'T CONSIDERED YOU BEFORE BUT YOU PUT HIM OFF WITH THE 'NOT A HOMOSEXUAL' LINE?

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[fuckmackandme]

i don't know.
he never said anything about liking guys!

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[selfhatred]

WELL NOBODY WOULD AFTER BEING TOLD SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

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[fuckmackandme]

what?
why not?
that's stupid!
just because i'm not a homosexual, it doesn't mean i'm not ok with my friends being homosexuals!

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[selfhatred]

SOMETIMES BOTH THINGS GO HAND IN HAND.
AND IF YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM THAT AFTER THEN HE WOULDN'T KNOW YOU WERE OKAY WITH IT, WOULD HE?

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[fuckmackandme]

i never knew there was a reason to!

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[selfhatred]

OH MY GOD.
LOOK, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE INTO THE URGE TO SNOG THE FUCK OUT OF HIM OR LEAVE IT BE AND WONDER IN YOUR FIFTIES IF YOU COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
WHICH IS IT?

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[fuckmackandme]

it keeps getting stronger...
karkat, this is really freaking me out, it can't be just a sudden crush!

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[selfhatred]

THEN

FUCKING

KISS

HIM

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[fuckmackandme]

FINE I'LL GO ASK HIM TO COME HERE OVER THE JOURNALS AND JUST KISS HIM AND SCREW IF THE GIRL HE'S DATING GETS HURT IN THE PROCESS.

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[selfhatred]

WELL JESUS FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
JUST KISS HIM AND SEE IF YOU LIKE IT, JACKASS.

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[fuckmackandme]

i just said i fucking will ok?

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[selfhatred]

CALM YOUR TITS, EGBERT.
OH YEAH, YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.

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[fuckmackandme]

right, sorry.
thanks for listening.
really.

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[selfhatred]

NO PROBLEM.
TELL ME HOW THINGS GO LATER.
I MIGHT INTRODUCE YOU TO MY DAD.