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[fuckmackandme]

i feel weird!
guys, it's not normal to just suddenly want to kiss... someone, right?
what's happening to me?

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[fuckmackandme]

NO I DON'T NEED OR WANT A CONDOM!

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[plushaeusrumpified]

If you just heard a really loud slapping noise, that was me getting hit with your tits.

Calm those bitches down, Egbert.

Seriously though it's fucking normal, just go with it. Who even is it, anyway?

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[fuckmackandme]

i can't do anything!
he has a girlfriend, who's my friend.
i'm just hiding until this blows over!

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Wait it's a guy?

Tell me his name right now or I'm giving you detention for the rest of the year.

[He swears to fuck if it's not Dave he is going to throw babies off of the astronomy tower.]

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[fuckmackandme]

no.
i'll see you in detention.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Augh no stop seriously I need to know. Please?

If you tell me then you're exempt from all homework for the rest of the year.

C'mon man I gotta know.

[John god damn you he will die.]

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[fuckmackandme]

why do you care so much?

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Because I'm a nosy douchebag? I dunno. I just do. Does it matter?

Besides I'm a teacher and if you're having problems you need to talk to somebody about them. Somebody like me.

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[fuckmackandme]

ah!!!
it's dave ok?
it's fucking dave, i suddenly want to kiss him really bad for no reason and it's confusing me and i don't know what to do!!