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[allamericanreject]

Hey everyone! guess what?? i have pretty bitchin news!

so

i have a boyfriend and thats pretty swell because he's the best guy ever. Im really happy and stuff and I wanted to tell everyone because its not something i think i should hide!

[Anymore. And it isn't as if he was doing a good job.]

also if anyone picks on Arthur Kirkland i'm going to punch them in the nose just sayin so dont pretend i didnt warn you! :)

Comments

[rule_britannia]

...

Oh for heaven's sake.

[clockspinner]

you looking for a bottle of champagne or sth

[allamericanreject]

whaaat? <3 im just sayin i looooove you. cuz I do!

[rule_britannia]

I can change my mind you know.

[allamericanreject]

Eww no champagne tastes like butts and sparkling water.

[allamericanreject]

:( should i not be proud of you then?

[clockspinner]

a man after my own taste

here i got it

[And there is a shittily-scribbled drawing of a cake with the words 'congrats on the sex' written on top]

[rule_britannia]

Th

Wha

Shut up!

[allamericanreject]

[INKSPLOTS.]

Dude we didnt.

sex? what sex? there was no sex. o-o

I mean i would still eat a cake that said that. i think i'd just eat the sex part first so no one gets the wrong idea.

oh also you draw pretty good!

[allamericanreject]

I bet id shut up if you kissed me.

or something like that.

because you know. I couldnt talk if your mouth was on mine.

[Best flirt.]

[rule_britannia]

I'm going to hit you.

[clockspinner]

oh right you gotta romance him first
traditional american mating dance
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

[...]

uh i dont
really

[allamericanreject]

Yeah I'd hit that too. ;)

okay ill stop. <3

[allamericanreject]

Boy look at that body
i work out. ;)

no but srsly i do work out. Anyway. you totally dont do as bad as like. some people i know? So i say you do draw good!

[rule_britannia]

Please do.

[allamericanreject]

are you even a little happy?

[YOU CAN'T SEE IT BUT HE'S MAKING THE EYES AT THE PAPER ARTHUR. THE EYES.]

[rule_britannia]

[OH GOD HE CAN FEEL IT]

You're making that face. I know you're making that face.

Stop it.

[clockspinner]

psht strength training is for tryhards
life-endangering cardio is where its at broski

hahaha wow if you know people who draw worse than that i think that means they literally try to hold the pen with their buttcheeks
i wrote words and drew a circle and some squiggles around it

[allamericanreject]

Im not making any face. huff. I dont make faces. Except when I stick out my tongue.

[AND EXCEPT FOR THIS FACE. HE'S STILL MAKING IT.]

besides you didn't even answer my question. >:(

[rule_britannia]

Of course I am, idiot.

Why would you even ask me that.

[TSUN FOREVER]

[lefilschanceux]

I suppose congratulations are in order, then.

[allamericanreject]

Because you kind of just decided to kiss me in a hallway and then we thought that was great and all but still i wanted to make sure this is right for you.

also I'd totally be up for doing that again.

[allamericanreject]

um then theres the life-endangering part and that makes me a little leery bro. cuz id prefer to stay alive if its all the same to you and i'm still pretty buff.

[Under the layer of chubby he's got going on but no one needs to know about that.]

Dude thats some messed up imagery right there someone drawing with their ass.

[rule_britannia]

If it wasn't okay I wouldn't have said it was okay and STOP BROADCASTING MY PRIVATE LIFE. GOD.

[givesyouaboner]

Is this what you meant about trying to get ass?