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[allamericanreject]

Hey everyone! guess what?? i have pretty bitchin news!

so

i have a boyfriend and thats pretty swell because he's the best guy ever. Im really happy and stuff and I wanted to tell everyone because its not something i think i should hide!

[Anymore. And it isn't as if he was doing a good job.]

also if anyone picks on Arthur Kirkland i'm going to punch them in the nose just sayin so dont pretend i didnt warn you! :)

Comments

[clockspinner]

you looking for a bottle of champagne or sth

[allamericanreject]

Eww no champagne tastes like butts and sparkling water.

[clockspinner]

a man after my own taste

here i got it

[And there is a shittily-scribbled drawing of a cake with the words 'congrats on the sex' written on top]

[allamericanreject]

[INKSPLOTS.]

Dude we didnt.

sex? what sex? there was no sex. o-o

I mean i would still eat a cake that said that. i think i'd just eat the sex part first so no one gets the wrong idea.

oh also you draw pretty good!

[clockspinner]

oh right you gotta romance him first
traditional american mating dance
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

[...]

uh i dont
really

[allamericanreject]

Boy look at that body
i work out. ;)

no but srsly i do work out. Anyway. you totally dont do as bad as like. some people i know? So i say you do draw good!

[clockspinner]

psht strength training is for tryhards
life-endangering cardio is where its at broski

hahaha wow if you know people who draw worse than that i think that means they literally try to hold the pen with their buttcheeks
i wrote words and drew a circle and some squiggles around it

[allamericanreject]

um then theres the life-endangering part and that makes me a little leery bro. cuz id prefer to stay alive if its all the same to you and i'm still pretty buff.

[Under the layer of chubby he's got going on but no one needs to know about that.]

Dude thats some messed up imagery right there someone drawing with their ass.