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[allamericanreject]

Hey everyone! guess what?? i have pretty bitchin news!

so

i have a boyfriend and thats pretty swell because he's the best guy ever. Im really happy and stuff and I wanted to tell everyone because its not something i think i should hide!

[Anymore. And it isn't as if he was doing a good job.]

also if anyone picks on Arthur Kirkland i'm going to punch them in the nose just sayin so dont pretend i didnt warn you! :)

Comments

[rule_britannia]

...

Oh for heaven's sake.

[clockspinner]

you looking for a bottle of champagne or sth

[lefilschanceux]

I suppose congratulations are in order, then.

[givesyouaboner]

Is this what you meant about trying to get ass?

[nomorals]

pffff wait what?

You're being serious?

[sanskrit]

So you're the one he likes!

[Filtered to Alfred]

[doctorkishitani]

I'm sure Arthur speaks very highly of you as well. However, I would advise that you keep from hurting him in any way, otherwise things will get very unpleasant.

But as of now, I'm very happy for both of you!

[nobodyscrumpet]

Pardon?

[Someone is out of the loop and not at all pleased.]

[ladyliberty]

Are you for real?

[hagyjbeken]

[Hey, at least someone hadn't noticed, that's something?]

That is just adorable cute amazing adorable. Congratulations to the both of you, then!

[moveslikejaeger]

wow i knew you could do it congratulations alfred!

[He just didn't think it would happen so soon... He thought Arthur was a lot more stubborn than that? But oh well, it wasn't like he knew the Slytherin boy all that well, maybe he just misjudged]

[mo_cara]

AW YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!