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[allamericanreject]

Hey everyone! guess what?? i have pretty bitchin news!

so

i have a boyfriend and thats pretty swell because he's the best guy ever. Im really happy and stuff and I wanted to tell everyone because its not something i think i should hide!

[Anymore. And it isn't as if he was doing a good job.]

also if anyone picks on Arthur Kirkland i'm going to punch them in the nose just sayin so dont pretend i didnt warn you! :)

Comments

[allamericanreject]

aww well yeah i reckon I am! I guess i didnt think that he liked me even though he said he didn't hate me?

Either way. Dating! :D

Oh also who are you? Sorry im bad with names.

[sanskrit]

Salman Kumar, and what is yours?

[allamericanreject]

Mines Alfred. Alfred F. Jones! nice to meet you. your name doesnt really sound european tho. just sayin.

[sanskrit]

My family is from India, so your assumption would be correct.

[allamericanreject]

Oooo, India. o: are you a transfer student or something?

[sanskrit]

No. My father was born in England, and so we moved back from India when I was younger.

[allamericanreject]

Ohhh!!

...

my bad i'm sorry. :( I'm bad at keeping track of my classmates sometimes. im the worst guy ever! no hero points for me.

[sanskrit]

You aren't in Slytherin, are you?

[allamericanreject]

Nope. >:P Im a Gryffindor thx.

[sanskrit]

I see.

Luckily for you, if you were Slytherin and did not know me, I'd take a house point away! [he's teasing of course, or is he?]

What year are you?

[allamericanreject]

Im a sixth year.

[A rather self-involved sixth year, to be honest.]

man thats a misuse of power! D< So your a prefect or something then?

[sanskrit]

Same here. I thought you were possibly a fifth year.

Yes, I am a prefect. It's only a misuse when it serves no purpose and if I do it based solely on entertainment.

[allamericanreject]

Do i come off that young? well i guess thats not too bad.

Either way what purpose would it serve to just dock a point off if i didn't know a house member? Huh? o:

[sanskrit]

It's good you take it as a compliment.

A learning experience. We do things a bit differently in the Slytherin house to say the least.

[allamericanreject]

well theres no point takin insult to everything!

Also I reckon that it could be a learning experience in some twisted way. But thats really kind of pushin the envelope bro.

[sanskrit]

We also take away points if you insult our friends in Slytherin.

[allamericanreject]

O: Whos insultin anyone? Your the one talkin about takin insult from what you said.

[Beware, this one's dense.]

[sanskrit]

[he likes teasing people like this occasionally... he'll feel bad about it later. he actually doesn't do all of this.]

Just listing how we do things differently. Sometimes with first years I take house points away for bad grammar, clothing, bad dancing, etc.

You're very lucky to not be in Slytherin, I have a feeling.