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[allamericanreject]

Hey everyone! guess what?? i have pretty bitchin news!

so

i have a boyfriend and thats pretty swell because he's the best guy ever. Im really happy and stuff and I wanted to tell everyone because its not something i think i should hide!

[Anymore. And it isn't as if he was doing a good job.]

also if anyone picks on Arthur Kirkland i'm going to punch them in the nose just sayin so dont pretend i didnt warn you! :)

Comments

[allamericanreject]

dude i don't even know how I did it! o: But I'm so stoked about it i feel like im walkin on air!

Plus we kissed. It was awesome.

[moveslikejaeger]

hee! yes kissing does tend to have that effect on you i mean not on people actually i dont know what i mean anymore
i am very happy for you maybe it was just the right time yes?

[allamericanreject]

Yeah maybe it was. Im just glad it turned out okay because i mean it did start with me pretty much fucking up our class assignment. im the worst potions partner. :(

[moveslikejaeger]

do you want me to tutor you or something? i mean im not any brain at it or anything but professor riddick seems to like me well enough and im good at following directions! it would at least help you not make a mess right?

[allamericanreject]

...Rhydderch? Lol maxim your spelling makes me laugh. also i guess we could. i was supposed to partner up with thor too but a little extra practice couldnt hurt. or maybe we could three-way!

[KEEP THAT MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER MAXIM.]

[moveslikejaeger]

i can never remember how to say it let alone say it and also i think riddick is an awesome person to associate him with they are both terribly badass dont you think?

uh

is thor actually any good at potions either? o_o

[allamericanreject]

You do have a point he is pretty badass and so is riddick. man having someone know pop culture references with me is kind of bitchin.

also no way it sounds hes pretty rubbish too. we were gonna study and try to get better together.

[moveslikejaeger]

ha i dont know how much i actually know about pop culture i just really love action movies you know and vin diesel is pretty gorgeous

all those muscles sigh

oh see usually it helps to have someone better around not someone worse because if you have someone worse then you just make giant messes and burn holes in the ceiling and tables not that thats not fun but you know teachers tend to not like that

[allamericanreject]

Welllll
I guess i dont stare at vin diesels muscles or anything but he sure does have a lot now that i think about it.
Also maybe if you wanna oversee us you can make sure we're doing it right? o: i can ask him if hes okay with that!
idk it seems like a bitchin idea!