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[seeringlight]

Muets! C'est tellement stupide!
Comment muets peuvent vous être?

Ai hhuthe hevhluythuyng!!!
os ot s'ho dofhfhuycaht t'ho nhuht boh on iudhiaht.
Ai'ehm ayskuyng fuhr thuo muyrch ai khuyw!






Ah, yes. Who would like to join me at the Three Broomsticks for the first Hogsmeade trip? If I'm feeling particularly charitable, I may pay for your drink(s).
Or if you wish to join me at Honeydukes, I'd also appreciate that.
Company is welcomed and encouraged.

Comments

[seeringlight]

I would hope we had more class than banjos. I was thinking more along the lines of guillotines.
Castles and all. I don't know much about the South and their heritage apart from what I've read in stories.

[givesyouaboner]

Oh, that's very classy.
I'll be sure not to ever suggest you eat cake.
I just know Texans eat people. Luckily Uncle Dirk doesn't function on a Texan diet.

[seeringlight]

You best not. It would go straight to my thighs!
I'll be sure to tread with caution if I ever travel to that specific state.

[givesyouaboner]

And that would most certainly be very horrid! We mustn't allow that to happen.
You should just avoid it all together, really.

[seeringlight]

A travesty to us all if I do not continue to look like a chicken, obviously.
Texas wasn't really all that alluring when I looked at the brochures. Now it is a complete turn off.

[givesyouaboner]

Clearly.
You're not missing out on much anyway. It's very difficult to understand Texans, too.
Uncle Dirk and my dad are/were the only members of our family that I could ever understand. One time I had to ask whether Grandpa was speaking English.

[seeringlight]

Your personal experiences are truly unfortunate. My condolences.
Do they have a heavy accent of some kind?

[givesyouaboner]

The heaviest Texan drawl you could possibly imagine.

[seeringlight]

That's dreadful. I already feel the need to engulf myself in the wonders of tea and crumpets just talking about it.

[givesyouaboner]

You can't imagine the horrors I've had to endure during those limited family gatherings.

[seeringlight]

I would have nightmares at even trying to consider the true horror of such a thing.

[givesyouaboner]

Don't even try. You'll break your mind.

[seeringlight]

:(
That's horrible.

[givesyouaboner]

I know, right.