007 Come to Spidey

[speterman]

[Handwriting is pretty shaky and ugly this time around.]

Do you think cats know they're cats? I wonder if animals are aware of what they are. Like us being aware we're humans. I'm pretty sure Pillow thinks she's human. What with her hogging the bed and laying her head on my pillow.

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[speterman]

[He raises an eyebrow looking thoroughly unamused.]

You're the one that barged into my room and started insulting me, but I'm being ridiculous? Come on now let's at least try to logic. I thought someone said you were intelligent?

[3potionproblem]

You told me to make you go to bed.

[speterman]

It was sarcasm and you know it was. Looking past that. I wasn't aware insulting someone was making them go to bed.

[3potionproblem]

Facts are only insulting when someone doesn't want to hear it.

THIRD CHANCE AND THEN HE PAWNCHES SHERLOCK

[speterman]

Good thing most of those were opinions, huh?

[He smiles coldly]

Shall we go with saying third time is the charm? Leave.

dun dun dun~

[3potionproblem]

If I go, will you stop trying to have philosophical debates about the nature of cats, men, and the power of belief?

[speterman]

No. Now go.

[3potionproblem]

You do realize you're bringing down the IQ of the entire Ravenclaw 4th year dormitory?

[speterman]

You're a real piece of work, you know?

[Peter looks away for a long moment before letting out a couple chuckles.]

I still fail to see how what I do affects you.

[He turns away and slips his wand into his pocket before turning back in a jerky action and latching onto the front of Sherlock's clothing. He yanks him down so they're eye level.]

Why are you antagonizing me? I told you I'm not in the mood. You're observant enough to know I'm not in the mood.

[3potionproblem]

[Sherlock shrugs.]

Normalcy can trigger a relief from occasional stress and bouts of depression.

[speterman]

Normalcy? This isn't normal and you're not doing this for any relief from stress or depression. Stop with this shite!

[He lets out an annoyed noise before shoving Sherlock back roughly.]

[3potionproblem]

[Sherlock scowls.]

Give me the journal.

[speterman]

Get out of my room.

[3potionproblem]

[Sherlock holds his wand up.]

Accio Libro

[speterman]

[Peter watches, his anger written very clearly across his face when he sees his journal in Sherlock's hands. He lunges forward, once again using the front of his shirt as a handle to yank Sherlock down, this time, instead of talking at him he brings his fist up to collide with Sherlock's face. He isn't completely sure what he's even doing at the moment, all he knows is he wants to hurt Sherlock and get his journal back. He doesn't back down after punching him, instead he attacks further, trying to knock Sherlock to the ground.]

[3potionproblem]

[Sherlock droped the journal and got into a defensive stance. Okay, so Parker really wasn't in the mood.]

[speterman]

[Peter kicks his journal away and glowers at the intruder.]

Leave. This is the last bloody time I'm saying it.

[3potionproblem]

[Sherlock eyes the journal... really, it's not worth it. He straightens up, still in full custody of his own pride despite a smarting face and a budding bruise.]

Well, I suppose you've learned something at any rate.

[speterman]

That punching you makes me feel a whole lot better? Because I learned that. Also the more you talk the more I want to do it again? I'm pretty sure that is something I learned too.

[He watches him carefully.]

Why are you harassing me? What do you gain from harassing me?

[3potionproblem]

[Sherlock smirks.]

A great deal.

[speterman]

So you admit you're harassing me. I assume you would have left by now if this were just by happenstance.

[He lets out an annoyed sigh before pressing his fingers into his temples.]

Well, are you done?

[Ow. Ow. His hand hurts actually.]

[3potionproblem]

[Best to be wary of those cheekbones.]

I'm done if you are. Journal down and lights out.

[speterman]

If I say no does that mean I'm going to have to punch you until you decide to abscond? I might be a diminutive organism, especially compared to you, but we both know me punching you again would not be fun for you.

And the precious brain cells you could be losing.

I do lower the IQ of others, remember?

[3potionproblem]

Hard to forget, really. But I did say I would make you. So I still must insist.

[speterman]

Right. I'm getting Bruce.