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[pretty_n_popular]

I call shenanigans on the Quidditch game. Obviously, Ravenclaw cheated. They used performance enhancing potions to win. There's no other way they could've beat Slytherin.

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[thornsofoglogoth]

It must be lovely to lead such a simple life.
Please do carry on, you're a perfect specimen for observation.

[pretty_n_popular]

Why are you watching me? Are you some sort of creepy stalker?

[thornsofoglogoth]

Come now, a thirteen year old girl couldn't possibly be that much of a threat - even if she might be a creepy stalker.
What were you saying about sleeping great?

[pretty_n_popular]

You aren't even in my house, so unless you're going to break into the Slytherin dorms, I'm not all that worried.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Indeed, you lead such a lovely simple life down in the dungeons.

[pretty_n_popular]

There's nothing simple about it.

[thornsofoglogoth]

An interesting hypothesis.
Please provide your evidence.

[pretty_n_popular]

I still have to do homework and go to class just like everyone else. How is what I do simple? Or is reading books 24-7 considered "advanced"?

[thornsofoglogoth]

If you only worry about doing the bare minimum, that's fairly simple.
Though I wasn't referring to schoolwork.

[pretty_n_popular]

Jackie Burkhart and simple don't go together.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Are you sure? It sounds like you tend to over-complicate simple things.

[pretty_n_popular]

I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to use your little Ravenclaw mind-games to confuse me. Well, you know what? It's not going to work.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Ooh, perceptive - but you tipped your hand a little early. And here I thought Slytherins were supposed to be cunning.

[pretty_n_popular]

That's only one trait. If you actually paid attention, you'd know Slytherins are also ambitious, which I am plenty. And I thought Ravenclaws were supposed to be smart.

[thornsofoglogoth]

That's too bad, ambition without cunning only leads to disappointment. A little Ravenclaw wisdom - you have the worst of it, I'm afraid.

[pretty_n_popular]

Ambition without cunning means I don't cheat like some houses do when it comes to Quidditch games.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Ambition won't get you any evidence needed to indict us - and cunning is certainly not our division.

We prefer tactics.