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[pretty_n_popular]

I call shenanigans on the Quidditch game. Obviously, Ravenclaw cheated. They used performance enhancing potions to win. There's no other way they could've beat Slytherin.

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[plastic_spastic]

Maybe that's also how they get all those O's.

[pretty_n_popular]

Their whole life is a lie.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Do you sleep well at night?

[pretty_n_popular]

Yeah. I sleep great.

[thornsofoglogoth]

It must be lovely to lead such a simple life.
Please do carry on, you're a perfect specimen for observation.

[pretty_n_popular]

Why are you watching me? Are you some sort of creepy stalker?

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

We're the better team.

[pretty_n_popular]

Ha! Reading about Quidditch in a book doesn't make you better.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

...Just because we're Ravenclaws doesn't mean all we do is read.

[pretty_n_popular]

Right. So, when I see groups of Ravenclaws with their noses in books, they're actually baking a pie.

[lookupforme]

I don't think that's it.

[If it was, Cassie would have more Ravenclaw friends.]

[pretty_n_popular]

Then what is it?

[lookupforme]

Maybe the team likes each other more....

[its_cor_aline]

Oh yeah..just look at me. I'm so totally ripped.

[pretty_n_popular]

They don't work that way, idiot.

[its_cor_aline]

Look, it was a close game but you guys lost. Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it already.
You don't see members of your own team boo-hooing or making pointless accusations about it do you?

[fashioneighsta]

Ravenclaws do not cheat, that is typically your territory.

[pretty_n_popular]

Slytherin's don't need to cheat at Quidditch because it's something they're actually good at.

[fashioneighsta]

So you'll freely admit to cheating in other areas.

[angelic_soldier]

I understand the frustration of your team losing, but there's really no reason to be a poor sport about this.

[pretty_n_popular]

I'm not being a poor sport. I'm being realistic. All the Ravenclaws are just mad that I figured out their plan.

[angelic_soldier]

And how, exactly, would they have gotten past the screening?

A screening, by the way, that would have passed muster at a professional match.

[dance_kiss_schmooze]

Easy, Miss Burkhart, we needn't make such a big deal about these things. The only reason Ravenclaw won is because they caught the snitch--surely without that unexpected turn of events we would have crushed them.

[Oh, don't misunderstand, he's still seething about it. He's just trying to look like the bigger person here. Revenge shall be swift and painful.]

[pretty_n_popular]

If we don't bring it everyone's attention, they'll just think Ravenclaw is good at Quidditch or something.

[dance_kiss_schmooze]

I'm sure the only reason they were able to catch the snitch is because they're all nearsighted from spending so much time reading; their tunnel-vision is second to none! It's really quite a talent.