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[pretty_n_popular]

I call shenanigans on the Quidditch game. Obviously, Ravenclaw cheated. They used performance enhancing potions to win. There's no other way they could've beat Slytherin.

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[dance_kiss_schmooze]

Easy, Miss Burkhart, we needn't make such a big deal about these things. The only reason Ravenclaw won is because they caught the snitch--surely without that unexpected turn of events we would have crushed them.

[Oh, don't misunderstand, he's still seething about it. He's just trying to look like the bigger person here. Revenge shall be swift and painful.]

[pretty_n_popular]

If we don't bring it everyone's attention, they'll just think Ravenclaw is good at Quidditch or something.

[dance_kiss_schmooze]

I'm sure the only reason they were able to catch the snitch is because they're all nearsighted from spending so much time reading; their tunnel-vision is second to none! It's really quite a talent.

[pretty_n_popular]

Maybe I should do them a favor and buy the entire team bottle bottom glasses.