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[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

Hey everybody, it's Feliciano Vargas here with an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, so all of you better pay attention ok? I even used my special ink for this because it's really great news and I want to share it with everybody so that no one gets into any misunderstandings or fights; that would just be bad!

Ok, are you ready? UNO, DUE, TRE...



★·.·´¯`·.·★My Big Brother, Lovino Vargas is going out with the lovely and cute Georgia Nicholson! Congratulazioni fratello!!!!★·.·´¯`·.·★

So it's important for everyone to know this so that you won't make advances on my big brother's new girlfriend and I'm sorry to all the cute ladies out there too, but now Lovi's taken!! Don't worry though there are other cute guys and cute girls for everyone else in Hogwarts, so you'll always be able to find someone else, like Ludwig! He's a really cool guy and he knows how to fix things very well, like a few days ago I turned his glasses blue with pink polka dots and he just tapped his wand and TA-DAAA! It was all back to normal! He's also really macho so he'll be able to protect you from danger too, so he's a real big catch!!

Anyway, congratulations to the happy couple!! Remember Lovi you have to tell mamma about your new girlfriend or else she's going to freak out and send you a Howler, and that'd just be plain embarrassing, you know? And don't worry Chia I'm sure you'll find someone eventually, so don't give up ok?

Comments

everyone else escape while you can

[pomodoroo]

I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU THE NEXT TIME I CAN GET MY HANDS ON YOU.

[not_a_vampire]

IS IT TRUE?!?!?!?!?!?!

[pomodoroo]

Well......I did give her a scarf! WHAT DOES IT FUCKING MATTER?!

[not_a_vampire]

WHAT

[pomodoroo]

What do you mean what?!

[not_a_vampire]

You-- YOU CHEATED

[pomodoroo]

CHEATED ON FUCKING WHAT...?

[not_a_vampire]

YOU GOT A HEAD START WITH A GIRL

Re: everyone else escape while you can

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

EEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!??? PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!! I WAS JUST LETTING THE WHOLE SCHOOL KNOW SO THAT THEY COULD CONGRATULATE YOU TWO!!!!!

[pomodoroo]

YOU DON'T NEED TO FUCKING OPEN YOUR DAMN MOUTH ABOUT EVERYTHING TO EVERYONE!

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

BUT NOW EVERYONE KNOWS THAT GEORGIA IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SO NO ONE WILL TRY TO STEAL HER AWAY FROM YOU, AND I WANTED YOU TO BE HAPPY WITH HER SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD DO THAT DON'T HIT ME LOVI IT HURTS AND I'LL CRY!

[pomodoroo]

WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ON OUR FIRST OFFICIAL GOD DAMN DATE YET FOR FUCKS SAKE.

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

THEN NOW YOU WON'T HAVE ANYONE TRYING TO DATE HER FIRST BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU AND HER ARE GOING TO BE A COUPLE AND THEY'LL KNOW TO HAVE HANDS OFF!!! I REALLY DID IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY LOVI I REALLY DID PLEASE DON'T BE ANGRY AT ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!

[pomodoroo]

DID YOU EVER FUCKING THINK THAT MAYBE WE JUST WANTED TO GO ON SOME DATES FIRST BEFORE WE EVEN MADE ANYTHING OFFICIAL?

There is a fucking REASON I don't tell you or Chia god damn anything! BECAUSE EVERY TIME I TRY TO HAVE SOMETHING PRIVATE FOR MYSELF, YOU TWO HAVE TO FUCKING BLOW IT FOR ME!!

[quixotical]

¡Felicidades!

And ay, don't be so rude to your brother. It was very nice of him to congratulate you so!

[pomodoroo]

We haven't even been on our first official date yet, and here he is making it sound like we're going to get fucking married! It's embarrassing!! If I wanted to tell people I would of done it myself!

Re: everyone else escape while you can

[preussen_blau]

SO LOVI, WHEN ARE THOSE CHURCH BELLS GONNA RING??

[pomodoroo]

NEVER I'M NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD OUR FIRST OFFICIAL DATE YET.

Voice; It's like a fucking howler man

[tomatatas]

LOVINO MARIA ROMULUS VARGAS WHAT IS THIS?

queue him making funeral arrangements

[pomodoroo]

WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ON OUR FIRST FUCKING DATE YET FELI IS THROWING SHIT OUT OF PROPORTION AGAIN!!

It's an Italian drama!

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

AAAAAA CHIA DON'T BE MAD IT'S NOT LOVI'S FAULT I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY I MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT I CAN GO BACK AND CUT IT OUT JUST DON'T YELL AT ANYONE ANYMORE IT'S SCARY!! BUT LOVI YOU DO REALLY LIKE HER RIGHT BECAUSE I THINK SHE'D BE VERY UPSET IF YOU SUDDENLY SAID YOU DIDN'T ESPECIALLY BECAUSE YOU GAVE HER THE SCARF!!

Re: It's an Italian drama!

[pomodoroo]

I DO FUCKING LIKE HER I JUST DIDN'T WANT THE WHOLE DAMN SCHOOL KNOWING FOR FUCKS SAKE.

[tomatatas]

WELL WHY NOT YOU CAN'T JUST CLAIM TO LOVE SOMEONE AND NOT TAKE THEM ON A DATE THAT'S JUST RUDE LOVINO, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO RUDE TO THIS GIRL.

AND FELICIANO SHUT UP I'M TALKING TO LOVINO HE'S A BIG BOY APPARENTLY, GOING ON DATES AND SO ON SO HE CAN TAKE ME YELLING AT HIM AND IF HE CAN'T HE'S OBVIOUSLY TOO YOUNG TO BE DATING.

AND LOVINO WHAT, WHAT, ARE YOU ASHAMED OF THIS GIRL NOW? IS THERE SOMETHING TO BE ASHAMED OF ABOUT HER HUH?

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

[Ink blots. So many of them.]

I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'LL SHUT UP RIGHT NOW AND LET YOU YELL AT LOVI JUST PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME IT'S SCARY AND YOU'RE SCARY AND LOVI'S YELLING AT ME TOO, SO IT'S DOUBLE SCARY AND HE'LL HIT ME LATER!!!

LOVI'S NOT ASHAMED OF HER HE JUST DIDN'T WANT THE SCHOOL TO KNOW LIKE WHAT MR RODERICH SAID, SOME PEOPLE JUST WANT TO TELL OTHERS THEMSELVES...RIGHT LOVI, YOU LOVE HER RIGHT? YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY HER LATER WHEN YOU BOTH GRADUATE RIGHT?

[pomodoroo]

I DON'T LOVE HER YET I JUST LIKE HER! I THINK SHE'S PRETTY AND NICE TO BE AROUND! FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE WE'RE GOING TO GET FUCKING MARRIED OR SOMETHING?!