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[wavesofjade]

There Has Been An Alarming Rise In The Number Of Patients I Am Seeing Who Have Gained Injuries Thanks To Venturing Too Close To The Forest.
May I Please Remind You, My Dears, That It Is Given The Title Of 'Forbidden' For A Reason.
I Would Hate To See Anyone Severely Hurt.

With That Said I Would Like To Ask A Favour Of Any Herbology Students Willing To Give Me A Little Of Their Spare Time.
I Am In The Process Of Cultivating Several Cuttings From A Flitterbloom And Would Appreciate Any Assistance As It Is Not Something That I Have Attempted Before.
Any Professors Are Also Very Welcome But I Think That You All Have Quite Enough Work!

As Ever The Hospital Wing Is Open To All Of You.
You Do Not Need To Be On Deaths Door In Order To Come And Speak With Me.

Comments

[innocent_insanity]

this here brother isn't none too good or anything at herbology but i'd like to help?

[wavesofjade]

Of Course Kurloz!
I Had Thought That It Would Be Of More Interest To Herbology Students But I Will Take Any Help.
I Am Keeping The Plants In My Quarters.
I Will Come And Meet With You If You Do Not Know The Way.

[innocent_insanity]

that'd probably be the better idea seeing as how i can get all up and lost so easily sometimes. :o) where should i be meeting you at professor?

[wavesofjade]

Outside The Great Hall.
I Will Be There Shortly!

[innocent_insanity]

gotcha! :o)

[Comes up from the dungeons and loiters about, hands in pockets while he quietly gazes at dust motes flying about in the sun.]

[wwistful]

I hope you're punishing the failed trespassers as you come by them. A warning is hardly enough to stop them.

[Not even going to mention the gardening blarharhghle.]

[wavesofjade]

But Of Course.

[In her own way.]

But I Am Sure That You Remember How It Is To Be Young And Foolish.

[wwistful]

I remember what it was to make mistakes and be punished accordingly, yes. Such flippancy wasn't tolerated twenty years ago, I hardly see why it should be now.

[wavesofjade]

A Single Mistake Due To Curiosity May Be Punished Differently To One That Is Only The Last In A Long List Of Repeated Transgressions.
Im Sure That You Understand That Professor.
And I Do Not Allow Flippancy In Such Serious Circumstances.

[Twenty years ago she was your age watch your manners young man.]

[allisnotlost]

really youd think wwith the name "forbidden" some of these people wwould havve a bit of common sense

unfortunately though im not too great in herbology but id be wwillin to lend a hand wwherevver i can

[wavesofjade]

I Am Afraid That Curiosity Rarely Knows Common Sense My Dear.

But I Wouldnt Say No To Your Help.
I Had Thought Those Interested In Herbology Would Find It More Appealing.
It Is Difficult To Clip A Plant Capable Of Movement.

[allisnotlost]

i suppose thats wwhat separates some people then

of course
but you are one of my favvourite nurses so i couldnt pass up wwantin to help out
plus i kinda
miss comin by and chattin

[wavesofjade]

Oh My What An Honour!
I Miss You Too Eridan.
But You Dont Need The Excuse Of Helping Me Prune A Rambunctious Plant To Pay Me A Visit.

[cantstarvethisfire]

If they didn't want students going in there they should put up a barrier spell.

[wavesofjade]

That Is Hardly The Correct Attitude To Have, Miss Everdeen.
We Have Rules Here And You Are Expected To Follow Them.

[cantstarvethisfire]

It's true though, and calling it forbidden is asking for people to go in it. You wouldn't bit cake in front of a kid and say don't eat it.

[wavesofjade]

The Dangers Of Eating A Cake Would Be Far Less Severe Than Those Which Could Be Faced Upon Entering The Forest.
All Of You Are Aware Of This.
And I Would Certainly Expect School Age Individuals To Have More Impulse Control Than An Infant Being Offered Confectionery.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Enough work my foot.

[Alright that's a lie, he probably has more work than most professors in the school, but that isn't the point.]

Y'know if I wasn't a wizard I totally would've been a gardener. I'm real good with lawns.

Sign me up.

[He really just... wants to help her. Because of all she's done for Dirk over the last few weeks, and because of their last conversation.]

[wavesofjade]

I Would Not Have Placed You As A Green Fingered Individual Young Man.
But Do Come Right Along When You Have A Moment.
I Will Be In My Quarters.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Well, maybe I'm not. But I totally fit the sexy gardener mold pretty well, so I'm sure I could learn.
Wait, who're you calling young man? I'm nearly 33 Nah you're right, I'm pretty damn old.

You're free now, then? I ain't really doing much, just sitting around. Kinda bored. I don't wanna impose or anything though, if you're busy. I'm sure the plant isn't your top priority or anything, what with all the kids sneaking off getting high in the forbidden forest and having unfortunate encounters with centaurs.

Or at least I assume that's what's happening, I could be wrong.

[wavesofjade]

Ah Yes I Am Aware That Is Is Your Birthday Soon.

I Am Free At The Moment.
Gkika Has Taken Charge Of The Hospital Wing While I Do A Little Gardening.
If You Are Willing And Eager To Learn Then Let Us See What We Can Make Of This.
What Do You Think?

[pomodoroo]

I think I can help you out, my sister is the herbology teacher so she's pounded that shit stuff into my head for years now!

[wavesofjade]

Ah! You Must Be Chiaras Brother.
I Would Be Glad For Your Help If You Are Happy To Spare The Time.

[pomodoroo]

I'm the second oldest right after her, actually. I'll try and do what I can for you!

[wavesofjade]

I Would Appreciate That.
Would You Be More Comfortable If I Were To Bring The Plant Out To The Greenhouses?